When you load up the game, you are greeted by a main menu with very little to choose from. I advise that you play Singleplayer so no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for friends that you have come along and RUIN IT BY BLOWING UP DYNAMITE AND MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE THAN IT ALREADY "BLOODY" WAS! With that being said, lets move on...

You have now started off your game and you have to clean up what Santa left behind because he is a lazy git and can't clean up after himself. What you have to do if look to your left, you will notice a checkout machine, pull the handle and go through all the options that give you the chance to finish work. This is where my little secret comes in, if you do this correctly and do this in under 15 seconds of being in the game itself on Singleplayer then the game will greet you with a screen of Santa's face with a message underneath that says "I am very disappointed in you". You will then be greeted with 2 options that say "FIGHT ME!" or "Oh well, at least I tried". Just kidding, you read through all of that. I dont know how to complete the game, go and find a tutorial on YouTube or something or better yet, get outside and do something productive with your life like learning how to ride a bike or learning what friends are. Hope this helped you a lot.