PAYDAY 2

PAYDAY 2

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How To Play Payday $2
By humblehooper02 and 3 collaborators
The Legitimate guide confirmed by the MLG company.
   
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Masks
Always wear default mask (unless you find a gimp or anonymous mask). If you see any other masks on any players, call them scrubs and leave their lobbies. If you are the host, kick them.
Characters
There are 4 playable characters. All of them suck except Wolf.


Dallas: Old, crusty, American douche.

Chains: Deadbeat black man.

Hoxton: Young, dumbass, American.

Wolf: The coolest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you have ever seen. He is bald so you know he means damn buisness.

So basically, choose Wolf.
Weapons
DO NOT use A.K's. They have no ammo. Do not use ANY Auto fire guns, for that matter. Only use shotguns. Unless...
DLC
Only buy ONE of the DLC's. That DLC is the Gage sniper pack. Get it for the sniper rifles. They are over powered. That is a good thing. If someone tells you not to bring a sniper rifle, bring it anyway.
Armor & Detection
Never wear a suit. the only time you should wear a suit is when you have no other armor BUT the suit. ALWAYS wear the heaviest armor you have. Now, for detection. If someone says they will stealth don't wear the suit. Don't bring an "ECM" whatever that is. Also don't pay attention to "detection risks", that is useless.
Skills
Do not add any skill points to Mastermind or ghost. The only ones you need are enforcer and technician (because he is wolf).
2 Jobs
It is preffered that you ONLY play jewelry store and bank heist: cash. All the others are super dumb and ♥♥♥♥.
Achievments
Don't. They are useless.
The End?
The end! Happy heisting!
5 Comments
CondensityGloom 20 Jun, 2014 @ 5:27pm 
Damnit, I was playing as Dallas... So THATS why I dont have a shit ton of money... :P:
Pirozhkovich 27 May, 2014 @ 10:33am 
о чем тут речь?
Andreich 23 May, 2014 @ 12:28pm 
херота из под ногтей неочемная
El Lobo Gordo 22 May, 2014 @ 3:27pm 
this is a great guide! now i know to get only Wolf because he's a sexy beast. :wolf:
pee pee poo poo butt man 21 May, 2014 @ 2:51pm 
10/10 would heist again. now i am mlg AND fedorable!