Hand Simulator is vastly known for its, both hilarious and infuriating, multiplayer. And with multiplayer games, comes multiplayer achievements. But that doesn't mean they can't have singleplayer achievements! So that's why we're gonna mark every level that has an achievement that can be made solo, with a ➊ (one).

You might want to get a hold of the controls before you start doing achievements. Fiddle around in the Single Player part of the menu if you have no online friends to play a game with, because randoms are mostly ruthless, with the exception of 1 or 2 that will wait for you to do things first (and maybe kill you later).

Things that you want to learn are: how to grab things (Milkmaid level), how to rotate things (Spinners level), and how to shoot things (Shooting Range level). You should be more than capable once you're able to reload and shoot the doble-action revolver (found at 20 points in the Shooting Range).

If you're still dubious about your skill, watch some of the handy tutorials that handsome NUSensei has to offer:


Once you feel like you're ready, it's time to start the hunt.

Found in Multiplayer, it's the go-to option for fierce terrorist gunfights. And with (possibly) the best gun in the game, at that!

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One might not be so sure coming from the badly translated description, but you are the one that has to die for the "Mujahid" achievement. You may think it's easy, but actually finding someone that doesn't give up and rage quit can be quite the task.

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"Veteran of Afghanistan" is more simple, just win the game. You don't have to kill everyone by yourself, just make sure you're the only one alive.

Found in Multiplayer, it's the only game where you aren't able to view other peoples names. This incites the recklessness of online anonymity we're so accustomed to, so goofy shenanigans are expected to happen.

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The "Anonimus Club" achievement is a bit of a mystery, as its name may convey. Just joining isn't enough, but just waiting seems to be not enough either. Finally, after spamming the voice chat key (without talking) for about 5 minutes, I had completed its "requirements". But it was fun while it lasted.

But if you are still struggling to get this one, you can try using this small guide by KG/MOLLY, which even comes in different languages. You'll just need to follow the instructions.

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2818584720
However, DO NOT do this if you got progress on other achievements, as the saves will be wiped, and your progress lost. Make a backup of all your game files first. Be careful, and have fun.

Found in Multiplayer, it takes place in an active war zone where you partake in howitzer battles.

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Like last time, the "Fallen under fire" achievement requires you to die to an enemy. Again, finding someone that hopefully can kill you might be challenging. As for how to kill them yourself, well...

First, grab one out of the exaggerated amount of rounds. One hand is enough, but these things are heavy.

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Then move the round up to the cannons back hole. Entering the hole may take you some time, but everyone else is also taking some time. Once entered, push it until it closes up.

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Then, proceed to aim the howitzer horizontally with the back legs behind you. Walking towards them will move them slightly, so step with precision. You can check if you'll hit by watching the sight at the front of the cannon.

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Now that we got the horizontal aim done, we need to do the vertical aim so that the round reaches our target. Use the valve to your right to move the cannon upwards, spinning it counter-clockwise.

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3 spins seems to be the sweet spot, but make sure you check where it hits, because now we'll fire. Pull the left lever and back up for the view!
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Hitting, and possibly killing, your enemy will give you the "Cool Gunner" achievement.

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And in case that wasn't the only target, being the last one alive in the battlefield will yield you the "Artilleryman" achievement.

Found in Multiplayer, this is where the next gen gaming makes an appearance.

Once you get someone that wants to play, an hour later, you can start the game. Right as you spawn, search for houses with decorated interiors. These are the ones most likely to have loot, that can vary from military knifes, to Colt pistols. When a weapon is acquired, like any other battle royale, the free for all deathmatch for the winner winner chicken dinner begins!

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Pathetically dying in an attempt to win will give you the "Not this time" achievement.

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Hopefully killing someone in the battle should reward you with the "Not a bad start" achievement. Whenever this needs to be the first blood or not falls behind my power to confirm, as I always play with 1 person. But to be sure, just kill faster.

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Winning the game will give you the "Dog of war" achievement. Like if you could do that...

Found in Multiplayer, one day, you visit the office only to find everyone has gone mad! Coincidentally, you have an arsenal of weapons at your disposal...

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Surprisingly, with all the randomness and replayability this level has to offer, this is the only achievement for it. As the "Perfect Negotiation" achievement says, you just need to survive, but that ain't no easy task.

Found in Multiplayer, it's like Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, but instead you're placed in the shoes of a mentally disabled man.

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Unscrew, open, successfully solve all the puzzles and enter the right code to defuse the bomb and get the "Bomb Disposal Expert" achievement.

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For the "Hater Bombs" achievement, you'll have to do all that in just one minute. It's downright impossible to do this solo, as only one person has done it (handmans is probably a god), and with 1 second to spare. So if you're not up to the task of becoming a professional speedrunner, you can try this bug Ezequel found and made a guide and video about:
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1971862710
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However, it's a lot of fun to try it with randoms.

Found in Multiplayer, it's a rework of fellow same-creator game Cockroach Simulator, now in Hand Simulator.

For one achievement, you'll need to play as the host, aka the human, and for the other, you'll need to join a server, and become the cockroach. Cockroaches need to eat the amount of sugar cubes in the top left corner of the screen, and the human needs to put all the cockroaches in a jar. The game is, obviously, cockroach-sided.

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For the "Nice Lunch" achievement, you'll have to win the game as a cockroach. You just need someone else to play as a human, and then tryhard your way into victory. As a solo cockroach, you only need to eat 2 sugar cubes. That's way too easy.

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There's no way you're gonna lose.

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At least you tried.

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For the "Exterminator" achievement, you'll have to win the game as a human. You just need someone willing to lose, or pretty bad, because otherwise there's no way you're gonna grab them before they eat the sugar. I was, say, lucky.

There's a common strategy that consists of jumping down from the ceiling to fall on the sugar plate. But nothing is more powerful than human ingenuity!

Found in Multiplayer, it's actually a really peaceful level, the most, given the panorama.

In case you didn't try it, there are many things to learn. Fishing is a whole ordeal of its own and you most likely will require a guide to learn how to do it, but to make an inside guide in here would be to steal words from other people's works. So, you can choose one, or more, out of the 3 guides on fishing that I found.

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2073414373
Made by chargrill88If, if you would like a full detail explanation with different methods.

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2002614052
Made by SuperBestOfPlus, if you would like a video guide, and have a laugh while you're at it.

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2038114573
Made by tearyui, if you would like a simpler, not so information heavy guide.

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For the "Fisherman-noob" achievement, you'll have to fish 1 kilogram worth of fish. One big fish should weigh more than enough, so it isn't hard. Fish are officially caught when you put them inside the bucket, and their points (grams) and type of fish appear at the top of the screen. Your score might not update right away until you restart or get another fish.

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The "Pike", "Trout", "Tench", "Spigola", "Barbo", "Chub", "Catfish", "Carp" and "Crucian" achievements are all pretty self-explanatory. If you're gonna go for the 100 kilograms of fish achievement, all of them should come naturally.

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For the "Fisherman-fan" achievement, you'll have to fish 10 kilograms worth of fish. Again, this one will come naturally.

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For the "Fisherman-pro" achievement, you'll have to fish 100 kilograms worth of fish. Now this is something. If you can have all of your fish weigh 1 kilogram, then 100 fish aren't really that big. Again, depends on if you're lucky and if you can fish fast.

Also, if you get bugged or it is impossible for you to keep fishing, do not restart, just join again (if there are any players in the lobby). Happy fishing!

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Oh and, beware of populated lobbies. Some people are dangerous...

Found in Multiplayer, you will have to cross a bridge made out of glass. And there's also tempered glass thrown into the mix, but where's the fun in that?

Pretty simple premise: get to the other side of the bridge without falling. There are 4 rows of glass tiles, but some of the tiles can break if you walk on them. How can you get around that?

Well, if you don't have enough people to walk mindlessly through the bridge until they die, you can test if the floor is stable with your hand. Just reach for the floor and touch the glass tile. Touching the borders won't break the glass, so you have to try touching a little bit closer to the center. If it doesn't break, it's safe!

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However, there's also a timer. If we don't get to the end in time, we'll lose. So how can you check each glass tile while also moving quickly to the other side of the bridge?

Well, you can simply leave your arm down while crouched, making sure it will touch the glass tiles, and then just run. Run up to a new tile, check its stability by coming closer to the edge and letting your hand touch the glass tile, and move according to your results. All of this while crouched and running.

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In a matter of seconds, you should have made it to the end of the bridge. Upon reaching the end, you will be crowned winner of the game, but the timer will still count down to 0, with the round staying frozen until the host restarts.

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Being crowned winner of the game will also reward you with the "Glass Bridge" achievement. How does this compare to the Glass Bridge mini-game in Scrub Game? Will you get the achievement too if you complete it there? Why wouldn't everyone just wait out the timer if they know no one's going to die when the time runs out? Do they die if the time runs out? These are questions that will remain unanswered.

Found in Multiplayer, a team of professional demolition experts must blow each other up with boxes of grenades.

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For the "Dead Hero" achievement, you'll have to kill yourself with your own grenade, on any level. Being the achievement with the highest percentage of people who have done it, I would be surprised if you didn't have it by now.

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For the "A successful throw" achievement, you'll have to kill another player with your grenade. This is hard, okay? I've seen people just throw them all over the place and they somehow activate themselves when they hit something. You could do that, but if you want to follow a more rational way:

First things first, open the grenade crate. Stick one hand below it to support it and push it with the other.

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Second, grab a grenade. Any grip angle is good, but try to make it easy to insert your finger in the pin.

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Third, pull out the safety pin. Apply all the force you have, that's translated to move your mouse like crazy. Once gone, do not drop the grenade.

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You almost got it! Ok, now, please, don't dro-

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Oh for crying out loud, not again...

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While it is not needed to kill every person by your own hands (pun intended), surviving until you're the only one alive will grant you the "Living Legend" achievement.

Found in Multiplayer, a duel between gunfighters is about to begin, and you're one of them.

I want to beg the question: Why did they make so many achievements for this? Like, it's not even that good of a gamemode, there isn't that much of a learning curve and it's also not competitive enough. I'm just curious, thinking they were experimenting on how many achievements they can get on a single mode, and then concluded that it wasn't fun to have so many, that would explain why most of the other modes have 1 or 3 achievements. Just my theory, though, and not exactly a game theory, I'm afraid.

But, getting back on track, the game starts outside a saloon in the middle of the desert. Both you and your foe will then get a single action revolver in their holster, that will not appear until the game begins, so I recommend you don't lower your hand too much.

From then on, just grab the gun and shoot your opponent. Remember, it's single-action, so a miss means a slap to the hammer of your revolver.

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But luck isn't always on your side. And if it wasn't ever on your side to begin with maybe this achievement is less of a pushover for you.

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For the "Stubborn" achievement, you'll have to die ten times. There isn't even an achievement for dying once. So now you have to find someone that knows how to play and you have to wait until he kills you, ten times (doesn't have to be the same game, the stats move over).

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Incredibly, you can also suicide, and that counts! And for the other person, that counts too as a kill and, if done correctly, as a headshot!

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Playing enough times, not necessarily within the same game, will inevitably make you accomplish the feat of 10 kills, and a lucky headshot, that come with their respective achievements "Fearless shooter" and "Headshot".

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Now, repeat that same thing over and over again until you accomplish the mysterious feat of 10 headshots and 100 kills to get the "Head hunter" and "Clint Eastwood" achievements. "Mysterious" because of the reasoning behind your actions: Did you do it because you liked it? Was it because of the achievements? Was it fun? How did you even find so many games? Answered or not, one question remains unanswered: Why?

Found in Single Player, It's probably the hardest level of the game. It's okay if you leave this till the end, because you're in for a world of pain.

The first thing you want to do right when you spawn is get a candle, and also something to help block the way of the witch, that you can see to your right. The hilariously large mushroom works just well enough.

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Go past the table and across some tricky boots to your left to find a door. Behind the door is a hallway, and at its end, a table with a candle and a puzzle. Lit up the candle so that you can see something, and throw both the candle and the mushroom to block the incoming witch, preferably next to the door, that is locked.

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Now, the puzzle is simple, and you know that anything simple becomes harder than ever in this game. But there's a way to make it through fast, if you got the order right:

• First, insert the blue cylinder. It's the easiest to do, and the most likely to roll out of your reach if you leave it for last, so it really is a no brainer.

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• Next, insert the yellow triangle, or the triangular prism if you're pedantic, anyway... Grab it by one side, rotate it, and try to grab it from the other side with your other hand, kinda like how you would do it in real life. Now rotate it and grab it with the first hand, and you're good to go.

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• Lastly, insert the green rectangle. I've not figured a way to replicate this nicely so you're kinda on your own. Maybe do it like the triangle, with both hands. Just try to get it straight and you're done.

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Now that the door is unlocked, hinted by a sound, grab the lit candle to your right and use it to light the other. Then go to the real end of the hallway and place it on the table. Now this is the real test: you just need to reload a double-action revolver while the witch is coming at you.

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This should be easy though. After all, you practiced, right?

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R-Right?

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Killing the witch will reward you with the "Witch Hunter" achievement.

Found in Multiplayer, you drive a go-kart in search for the fastest lap on a roofed circuit.

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For the "First Lap" achievement, you'll have to complete one lap. Drive at a reasonable speed, try to remember the curves, and memorize the layout of the circuit.

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For the "Crazy Racer" achievement, you'll have to complete a lap in 90 seconds. Try to not crash, and drive at the fastest speed you can manage. You'll be surprised to see how easy it is.

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For the "Indefatigable racer" achievement, you'll have to complete 10 laps. You may already have this by now. If not, go around the track some more and you'll get it. You don't need to do it in the same game, nor in a special time. Also, "indefatigable"? What a word.

Found in Single Player, it's a sandbox filled with various christmas-themed items for you to toy with. And also achievements!

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To get the "Pyrotechnics" achievement, we'll need to find a cracker. Luckily, they're all around the room so you shouldn't have any problem with that. Once you find one, just shake it slightly and it'll blow up.

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Next, to get the "Sparkler" achievement, find a bengal fire. They only appear at the top of the fireplace, as far as I know.

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Now we need to light it up. And I'm certain you don't have any lighters, so just use the handy candle in the middle of the room.

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Just make sure not to fling it carelessly, you know? Fire hazards and all...

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Okay, now you've done it. Quick! Grab a christmas ball, or two! As many as you can!

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Now shove them onto the christmas tree until they're attached! You'll need to hang five balls to get the "Decorator" achievement!

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Nice! You got one!... out of 5. Well, you shouldn't have gone all pyromaniac with the bengal fire. But you can always try again, right?

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Successfully setting the whole house on fire should reward you with the "Happy New Year" secret achievement.

Found in Multiplayer, you face off with up to 3 other players in revolver antics, and hopefully find a not-empty lobby...

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... Because you need a full lobby. If you're going for the "First Blood", "Double Kill" and "Bloodbath" achievements, you'll have to kill 3 people. Oh yeah, you're gonna need to be the last one standing on a four man deathmatch, killing everyone on your own, on the same game. God bless the ones that still lurk for a full lobby in the server browser.

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But not everything is impossible in this world, because we can use the power of wisdom, and multicore processing, to defy the laws that we once knelt upon. The time has come, I fear...


Unleash the Virtual Machines!

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Granted, you have the required specs. Which I don't, but friendly Eniter has, so maybe you could also get someone from a wealthier side of the world to do that for you.

And at the matter of choosing VMs, Sandboxie[sandboxie-plus.com] seems to "work like a charm", experts say. Once again, irrefutable facts have shown us that machines are a man's best friend.

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Winning against your mighty bots will reward you with the "Mafiosi" achievement, and also the "First Blood", "Double Kill" and "Bloodbath" achievements mentioned earlier, should you have killed them all yourself. Which really is interesting because I put no solo symbol (➊) on this part of the guide. But, given that you can cheese all achievements by using virtual machines, the solo symbol would be rendered useless, so let's leave it like that.

Found in Single Player, Milkmaid is an easy level. If you got the patience, though.

The cow's tolerance only grows bigger the more you stroke her, so kindly go up and down with pauses from 1 to 3 seconds so she doesn't kick your face, and possibly, the bucket of milk you're trying to fill. Because you'll have to fill it up to the finish line.

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Filling up the bucket will give you the "Milkmaid" achievement.

Found in Multiplayer, the players must cross a field while not being seen moving by a giant hand with an eye. This is a normal occurrence in South America.

When everyone's ready, please try not to run as soon as you can, because the hand likes to do a little surprise turn just when the round begins, and it's when people die the most. The strategy to get to the end is really simple, just don't move while the hand is watching you.

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There's also music playing whenever the hand is not looking, so you can win just by listening. But that's not all, because there is a timer behind the hand. You should run most if not all the time, as there isn't quite enough time to walk all the way to the finish line: you must run.

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Once someone has made it to the end, they are crowned the winner and the round stays still until the host restarts, so you better run fast if other people are in your game! I honestly don't know how Scrub Game handles this gamemode, as I haven't had the chance to play the map while inside Scrub Game. But I guess whoever reaches the finish line before the time runs out also wins.

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Winning the game will reward you with the "Red Light, Green Light" achievement. Does this also happen if you win on Scrub Game? I have no clue, but it just might.

Found in Multiplayer, this time you will be competing to be the last man standing in a televised game show, so you can win a ton of money. That would be easy, if the games were not about killing people...

The game requires 2 players to start, but 16 can play at a time. The more players, the harder it is to be the winner.

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You start in the lobby, feeling a sense of familiarity, like you've seen this place before. Once everyone hits the ready button, the map changes to a random location where you'll have a gun and a magazine, and you'll just have to kill other players, but there's a timer.

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If the time runs out, everyone alive will go to the next map. But if only one player remains (hopefully you), then they'll go to the lobby to become the winner, receiving $1000 in prize money.

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Additionally, there's other gamemodes in the map pool, including Red Light Green Light, and Glass Bridge, but they have a small chance of appearing and, if you're looking to do their achievements, you're better off just playing them separately (as they can be played with 1 player).

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While winning, you'll also get the "Scrub Game Winner" achievement.

Found in Single Player, it's the perfect place to practice your marksmanship!

What you need to do is reload and shoot a variety of weapons at a painted target. The more you hit in the center, the better your score, with a maximum value of 10. Score does not depend on the gun used. As you get more points, new guns unlock, hinted by their price in the top right corner of the screen. To spawn the guns, press their corresponding number next to them. Remember that if you screw up, you can always just spawn them again.

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For the "Magnum" achievement, you actually don't have to shoot the Magnum, just get 20 points.

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Next is the "AKM" achievement, and this one's tough. You may want to stick to the gun you're most comfortable with, so that you can get points faster. I personally choose the first pistol, it's just a magazine and you're ready to shoot 10 or so bullets. Just because it's higher on the list, doesn't mean it's better. Like, who would ever use-

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Found in Multiplayer, it's a one versus one sniper duel.

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Score one shot on the enemy to win and get the "Sniper" achievement. Sounds easy, until you try to shoot the sniper, but luckily, you have infinite ammo. The sniper spawns unloaded, so to reload, push the bolt two times. It's better to get a new grip on the sniper rather than to try with the same one all the time. You also can kinda aim it up or down with your chest. And remember: if it's on center, it's a hit!

Found in Single Player, I bet anything that this level is someone's fantasy: a table playground full of rare spinners.

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Your first mission will be to fill the document with one of the many pens there are lying around. That'll get you "Dostoevsky", one of the funniest achievements in the game.

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Your next task is to grab a spinner, and spin it while in your hand. Doing it with the right hand gives you the "Master of the right hand" achievement, and doing it with the left hand gives you the "Master of the left hand" achievement. While this may seem child's play at first, please remember what game you're playing.

For starters, position your closed thumb below the spinner, as it has a hitbox of its own when colliding with the world and with physics objects, allowing you to grab it from the center, while your thumb is going through the table. Then, try to angle your index finger (the one that you point with) so that it grabs the spinner by the center and not the blades. Once you got it, go to "head" mode so you no longer need to hold your keys, and go back to your hand with the spinner. Shove the spinner at the corners of things, or use your other hand to make it spin. And that's it! Now do it with your other hand. It comes without saying that it's recommended to not let go of your previous spinner. You'll need it.

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You've probably already unlocked the "Spinning top" achievement if you've been forceful with the spinners. After all, they're literally attached to your hands, so swing them with all your might!

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On the same topic, try to keep one of the spinners spinning for some time. When you see that it's not gonna stop anytime soon, start trying to spin the other one. Having both spinners spinning at the same time should reward you with the "Juggler" achievement.

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Now you're probably worked a sweat of your own, grabbing and twisting spinners can be tiring... So why don't you relieve yourself? You can even be rewarded by it!

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Hurling every spinner out of the table will reward you with the "Captain hook" achievement.

Found in Multiplayer, it's a recreative room full of table games and, of course, a brand-new pizza!

And one of the innovations in this level, is that you can eat the pizza! Other people have said you need a second person to feed you, but it's actually pretty easy to do it yourself.

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You'll have to win a match to get the "Devourer" achievement. For your sanity's sake, you don't have to eat the whole pizza, just eat until you throw up to win. So, you might be wondering "¿How do I eat?".

As you spawn, move to the bar to your right. You'll see a big, tasty and decently cut pizza.

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Now crouch. and change your view to head mode. Moving your mouse will tilt your head, so now, get carefully close to the pizza.

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To eat, one must first open his mouth. And in this game you do that by talking, at a high volume. So I figured the best way to do it is to blow on your microphone, while pressing the voice chat key (V), and waiting 1 to 2 seconds in between blows.

Your mouth opening and closing counts as a bite each, and one bite equals one mouthful less visible on the pizza. The crust cannot be eaten, fair enough.

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You can also go crazy, that works too.

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When you eat 2 and a half pizzas or so you should throw up, and become the winner in the battle for food, giving you the "Devourer" achievement.

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However, for the "Langolier" achievement, you'll have to win 10 times. So now, restart the game, because any more pizzas you eat won't count, and eat another 9 pizzas (win another 9 games). I've had a lot of fun explaining what I was doing blowing on my room.

And in case you were one of those who deems impossible to eat a pizza on your own, behold:

Found in Multiplayer, two professional doctors must perform a delicate task on an unlucky patient.

Apart from painfully killing the patient, there's a mission in this level. And that is to remove the appendix. If you weren't paying attention during biology class, here's a simple explanation that everyone can understand, from Google, of course:

"Appendicitis is a painful swelling of the appendix. The appendix is a small, thin pouch about 5 to 10 cm (2 to 4 inches) long. It's connected to the large intestine, where poo forms. Nobody knows exactly what the appendix does, but removing it is not harmful."

So, without any practical use for the body, and preventing its painful inflammation, we're gonna remove it from our patient, who hopefully isn't aware that you are the surgeon.

First, we need to have clear view of our target. Thankfully, our doctors have cut the whole torso of our guy right here, so we shouldn't have any view problems. Now it's a matter of opening it.

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Next, if you can see the appendix, we can cut it right away. It's like a tiny branch in the intestine. But we can't cut it with our hands, so we're gonna need a bistoury, and there's plenty on the table to your right.

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Now, just carefully cut the appendix. After all, you are a certified surgeon, am I right?

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Hey, you actually did it this time! Very good!

Now just close up the skin of our patient. I tell ya, it will heal just fine without suture.

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Successfully carrying out a masterful appendix removal surgery, (catches his breath), will reward you with the "Distinguished surgeon" achievement.

But, you don't always have a clear view of the appendix from the get-go. In this game, the appendix can appear randomly throughout the whole length of the intestine (because screw logic), so to deal with this, we're gonna have to get all touchy with this man's guts.

Grabbing the intestine is hard, but treat it like a tiny object and you should grab it nicely.

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Now fiddle around with it until you find the appendix.

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Once found, you can grab the bistoury and get the job done as shown before. Nothing else really changes from the position of the appendix.

Found in Multiplayer, it's a wonderful way to forget the difference between a tank and a weaponized cart.

I actually think this is the best mode on the game. Not only is it easy to play, but also competitive and fairly fun. The controls are simple: left lever is to shoot, right lever is to change direction and speed, and the valve at the far left aims the cannon vertically.

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For the "Defeated" achievement, you'll have to be destroyed, in a tank. Easy.

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For the "Tankman" achievement, you'll have to destroy a tank, person included. That's also easy.

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For the "Battle Hero" achievement, you'll have to win a game, fair enough.

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For the "Fury" achievement, you'll have to destroy 10 tanks. Now, I don't think that's quite as easy, but if you get hooked on this, you may even get it without you noticing!

And that's it! Pretty fun gamemode. The grind can get boring, but it's always better with friends. Although, the occasional all-out warfare between randoms can be pretty exciting!

Found in Multiplayer, it's probably a reference that I don't get.

You spawn with an unloaded pistol on a round of tables. You can't trust anyone. This is your last stand. Enjoy.

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Surprisingly, you only have to win for the "The Last Hero" achievement, you don't need to kill everyone yourself. That would be easy, if not for the absent player base this has as it is at the third from bottom spot of the gamemode list. But, as always, friends are key.

Found in Multiplayer, you take the role of a barbarian in a totally accurate viking battle simulator!

Right after starting, search for your weapons on your closest table. The first to grab one is, most of the time, the winner. Weapons aren't sharp for you, meaning they won't kill you, unless it was first touched by someone else. So, technically, throwing all your weapons to the floor is an effective strategy, just not one that is more effective than stabbing people.

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Like all the other modes, winning the battle will grant you the "Viking" achievement. And also, like all the others, killing everyone on your own is not needed.

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However, it is possible you aren't so fond with chivalry weapons. Being killed will reward you with the "Valhalla" achievement. You may be bad, but at least you got an achievement trying, and fortunately, the game is fun, so you should have more chances for a rematch.

Finally, found in Multiplayer, it's time you get some load of good'ol wild west saloon fight'in with the boys.

You appear at an old bar with your single-action revolver, and you've encountered a group of people that have found the way to hit all your switches. Now you're drunk, angry, and profoundly thinking if you'd rather not see them ever again. As it's tradition, trouble, and shooting, is about to ensue.

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Killing one of your foes will reward you with the "Saloon" achievement. Remember to slap your trustworthy hand cannon so you can shoot again.

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Settling things down at the saloon will reward you with the "Wild West Hero" achievement. You don't have to actually kill everyone yourself, though, just be the last one standing.

You've made it to the end. Congratulations!

Feel free to leave a piece of your mind in the comment section.

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Wait, hold on, why is there a ➊? Is there still one more achievement you haven't got?

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Ah, the classic. Actually, I would be surprised if you didn't get it. Given how things are going, contemplating the sweet release of your soul outta this meatloaf stand to transcend from this virtual realm isn't so uncommon.

If you still haven't got a single clue: Kill yourself aiming a gun at you, as grenades and (possibly) melee weapons don't count.

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That's more like it. Now you've done it! You've completed all achievements!

In these scarce paragraphs left, I want to thank the amazing community this silly game has. It really is astonishing how much work they put into the game, and a weird one at that.

This guide has been a learning process for me! I've opened up my vocabulary and tried different accents and phrases scattered all over the guide, and also found my way into the philosophy of what to bold and what not to bold. This should erase more of that "uneasy" feeling from my guides that tricks my brain into thinking I'm accentuating something that isn't on my head speech that I'm imagining, and therefore I get caught up on that and then I realize I didn't really read anything. Because, I think, bolding should be informative, and inline with how someone would read the lines on a pitch level.

Also, in making the achievements' pictures I've discovered that all Steam achievements list aren't lined up with their description box!

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I'm sorry, but you will now have to live with the unholy truth, and this submission may be forever buried between the unending cries of unorthodox hardware users on the Steam Beta Branch bug discussion (though I don't know if that's the right place for a thing like this).

Now I know this is getting boring and I want to think this was as much of a learning process for you as it was for me! Because I know you're probably rapidly approaching the probably empty comment section in search for funny comments or something but I just want to say!-

Thank you, for reading this guide.



Have a great day, see ya.