go to steam

Go to store -> Featured

click on the search bar and type "coocky cliker"

Add cookie clinker to cart

give me your credit card number buy the game

I selled my life for cookie collection

congrats you are now homeless, though i really don't get why its called that. home is a metaphorical concept, in that, even a trash bin can be consider your home if you reside there regularly/permanently. Now houseless would make more sense, since a house is a building for human population. Where was i again? I can't tell. These cookies are so delicious, speaking of which, why am I wasting my time writing this when I can be making cookies.