Witchcraft and wizardry? Bah! A thing of the past! Those who truly strive to haunt, those who deserve it are the ones who go to medical school, fail, drop out, and then find this hat upon their heads. Now controlling skeletons? That's a job you can get behind! So what if your former professor said that controlling the bones of the dead was a bad thing? He let you dissect the poor sucker who died from too much candy!