So you want to be a F2P huh? It doesn't matter if your a pro or not you can still read this wonderful guide! Now, let's get into it shall we!

it is always essential while playing TF2 to play as Heavy with the Ghostly Gibus

and or Spy for at least 10 hours with the gibus and pyrovision goggles.


Running any other class (besides scout of course) is prohibited and breaks the F2P code

As you may see with the current situation of our beloved game. F2P's are unable to speak, meaning! You may no longer communicate at all! No Text or Voice lines or even Voice chat! The ONLY communication you may do is... Stock or weapon emoting! (Stock emoting: Only using the emotes that you start with)

It is of utmost importance that you may only wear FREE items. This means and only means the free hats or other free cosmetics. (Pro tip: You can use other cosmetics from other games)

As the saying goes! "Teamwork makes the dream work." If you want to be a team player as a F2P. All you have to do is throw yourself at the enemy and get angry at your team for not being by your side and leave the game.

The weapons have to be only achievement items. and cannot be trade able as well as having no description. Edit: thanks to Thenimas in the comments for reminding me that "remember: if the item name isn't grey and the description doesn't contain (Not Usuable in Trading) then it is prohibited for use"

It is time to pass down you Pro player ways and embrace becoming a F2P player. Shoot friendlies, switch classes every 2 seconds, and never push the objective. But most importantly! RAGE :D
You are now ready to enjoy the F2P life! Get out there and Don't play the game again! (but then come back here) Goodbye!