Release the grip on your mouse. You'll lose the ability to look around, but you only need one way to look, and that's in her big, beautiful eyes.

Keep your left hand on the WASD keys. Naturally, you'd think to go A for Ass, S for Suck, or D for you know what. But instead, you only need the W key until you find yourself in her greasy embrace.

Step 3 is to clean yourself up. I would suggest using a wet wipe, an old sock, or your roommate's sandwich they made for lunch tomorrow.

So that's it, you now know how to play Lunch Lady with one hand in case you need your other hand for other reasons.