Lunch Lady

Lunch Lady

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How to play this game one handed.
By UndeadMetalhead
Okay, so we've all been there. You're playing Lunch Lady, and she's shrieking at the top of her lungs while speaking that Tasmanian Devil language. Naturally, the urges begin to flow and you need to take care of your tissue issue.
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Step 1
Release the grip on your mouse. You'll lose the ability to look around, but you only need one way to look, and that's in her big, beautiful eyes.
Step 2
Keep your left hand on the WASD keys. Naturally, you'd think to go A for Ass, S for Suck, or D for you know what. But instead, you only need the W key until you find yourself in her greasy embrace.
Final Step 3
Step 3 is to clean yourself up. I would suggest using a wet wipe, an old sock, or your roommate's sandwich they made for lunch tomorrow.

So that's it, you now know how to play Lunch Lady with one hand in case you need your other hand for other reasons.
23 Comments
prgnxt._. 26 Oct, 2024 @ 12:28pm 
AHhhh. Im jizzinnnngn. Lunch lady stop approaching me with your fat juicy greasy anal region!
SlapChips 10 May, 2024 @ 2:00pm 
I jizzed on my screen again
Jason Shepard 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm 
great steam guide
shikaru101 8 Aug, 2023 @ 10:26pm 
What did my roommate ever do to you? :LIS_poker_face:
NotCreative 31 May, 2023 @ 10:20am 
My roomate is now very mad with me after step 3. Bit of an overreaction if you ask me.
luke 27 Apr, 2023 @ 1:34am 
ty!!!!!
Yawn 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:24pm 
what an insightful guide, helped me get over my depression. +rep
richinavas 5 Dec, 2022 @ 4:13pm 
does a cat work for step 3?
Darkballs43 3 Nov, 2022 @ 9:49am 
very helpful
scout in an oil fryer 23 Oct, 2022 @ 3:30pm 
why do you have you're roommate's sandwich but not a paper towel or some shit