Below is a list of things I have noticed helping ♥♥♥♥ bad players to win more often than not, in a VERY scummy manner

1. Picking top-tiers
This one might be obvious to some people, but I still need I need to point it out for closure or w.e
Characters like Teen Gohan, Broly, Vegito, Kid buu. Gotenks and of course Ultra Instinct Goku provides the player choosing these characters a lot less to worry about either because of their simple gameplay or ridiculous gameplay mechanic providing an unfair advantage

2. Always be pressing buttons
I've experienced getting hit by a stray ki blast or long-range normal more than I could ever begin to count. This is because I suck at blocking on react, but also because of the completely ludicrous hitboxes inhabiting the game. For example, if you are unlucky/bad enough to get hit by a jumping medium from a character like Adult Gohan, you will then consequently lose atleast 30% of your total health on a character simply by not blocking while in the air

3. The
But what do you do, if have followed the above steps but your winrate isn't getting any higher? Simply tab out of the game and open up 5k Netflix tabs on your preferred web browser and select a random series or movie to stream, then open up steam to download around 6 different games above 60 gb and then watch the frame delay go from 2-19 in a matter of seconds!! After your opponent has either dropped his or hers combo or started teabagging, because of the lag quickly shut down your browser and stop the installing of your games and rush at them with all the autocombos you know.

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