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Before I begin this I would like to begin with an introduction of my frogbatheaninist self. My name is Boseph Tortellini Chaplin III and I've been studying every nook and cranny of this absolute masterful historical interpretation of a game, Frog Bath.

Before I start I'd also like to thank the wonderful amphibians behind this game, Lafterburn Studios, Pixar Animation, and Benedict Cumberbatch. (Also a paramount thanks to the wonderful people who supported this game during its development, Ronald Reagan, Robert DeNiro, and Steve Jobs <333)
Now then, without further ado, let us commence the lore of Frog Bath. This will be done in order of the canonical timeline of the game, so let's just begin where it all started.

(ALSO YES THE IMAGE IS ME!!!!!)

December 24, 1166
King Frob had inhereted the throne to Frogbathea, one of the major players in Europe at the time. King Frob was immediately known to the people as a terrible king. He was wasteful, and absolutely did not fulfill his based responsibilities. Frogbathea became a wreck of a land. Frob had inherited several lands from his father, the former King FrockBooty, such as Normandy and Anjou. Frob was a very spontaneous and cringe tyrant indeed.
As time passed by, the kingdom of Frogbathea grew more and more detached with King Frob. Their hatred of him only grew and grew. "CRINGE!!!!" They'd say. "NOT BASED AT ALL I HATE HIM SO MUCH EW FROBB? HELL NAHHH!!!!!" was found inscribed on one of the stone tablets in a school. (The tablets remain archived within the confines of my attic along with the 2 dozen homeless people I found once in a Target parking lot)

April 84, 1197
King Frob had passed the Anti-Pog act, which prevented the amphibians of Frog Bath from using the word "pog". It could be written or spoken, either way if caught utilizing such vocabulary, your property would be seized by the Royal WAP Guard, and your head would be kek'd off.

April 956, 1197
King Frob continued with his strange removal of certain words in the Frogbathean vocabulary. This time it was the Anti-Cringe Act. The word "cringe" was removed. It is assumed that he passed this law because many of the people would call him cringe. All of which would meet an untimely demise, of course.

Juneyooary 2, 1211
The WAP Act was passed by King Frob. This act allowed King Frob to seize all frog baths of the citizens alllll across the nation. In an official statement from the King written down in parchment read, "These frog baths... They're giving my citizens WAPs and WADs and all the sorts... I don't want them to have it anymore....... ITS SO CRINGE THAT EVERYONE GETS TO HAVE A WAPP!!!!! I should be the only one allowed to have one!!! So no more frog baths, no more hygiene. I GET ALL THE FROG BATHS!!! I CAN HAVE THE WAPPEST WAP OF ALL TIME MWAHSHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! GET NAE NAE'D!!!!!!!"
Anyone who refused to give up their frog bath was executed.

October 9, 1211
A based frog by the name of Waltah Schmuck decided that he's had enough of King Frob's trolling. Waltah was a member of the Royal WAP Guard, a mere common knight. Riff Raff. That's all Waltah had ever been to the world. But Waltah was based. He was very very based and he wanted the whole world to know that. So, he began journaling his thoughts in Martha. (His diary was called Martha, very kek i know) One of my personal favorite pages of Martha reads, "MAN KING FROB IS SOO CRINGE!!!!! I DONT CARE IF HES READING HTIS. In fact, if you ARE reading this mr King frob the schlibbity schmob then let me tell you somehting. I don't care. Yeah thats right. You can hang me or schlingle bop my little kek frog head off. I don't care. I'm making a STATEMENT right now. And a very based one at that. Some day... Someday I'm gonna gather all the knights.. And we're gonna have the most based coup in the whole world!!! We're gonna rewrite this cringe-ass government. The current one here in Frogbathea is so corrupt and favors the king in so many ways. LIKE YOU STRAIGHT UP STOLE ALL OUR FROG BATHS BRUH!!!!! WHO DOES THAT YK?? Btw i loveeee Budlight."

October 26, 1214
Some of the citizens band together and form The Based Frog Rebellion. The rebels set one of King Frob's many churches on fire.

November 12, 1214
This day is national Ya Boi Pie Day. ITS ALSO THEDAY that our main man Waltah signed The Secret Based Alliance Declaration. A small group of knights (some of Waltah's closest friends) and the Based Frog Rebellion joined together in secret. The plan was for all of them to stage a coup against King Frob. All they need now was to gather more Frogbatheans to join their side.

February 19, 1215
King Frob's beard grew approximately 29 kilometers in length. He decided he's had enough of his beard and kidnapped 29 rebels and starved them half to death. He then said that he'd feed them a whole lotta Papa John's as long as they'd cut his beard for him. The rebels refused and claimed that they'd rather starve to death then assist King Frob with his beard. They said they'd cut it for him as long as he allowed the citizens of Frogbathea to have their frog baths back. King Frob, stubborn as ever, suffocated the 29 rebels with the Papa John's pizza crusts. This would be known as THE CRINGE CRUST CATASTROPHE. When the citizens started wondering where those 29 missing frogs went, the news quickly attempted to reveal the truth. However, cringe as ever, Frob threatened the news reporters lives if they wrote ill of him. And so the story was changed. The new fake story was that the 29 rebels all went bungee jumping then forgot to activate their parachute and so they died of fall damage. Some people believed it, but most didn't. However this would be considered one of the biggest Ls King Frob has taken. For he still had to deal with his 29 kilometer long beard.

February 22, 1215
Members of the Based Frog Rebellion kidnapped Papa John himself, the supplier of the crusts that killed the 29 rebels, and decided to film and interview with him about the rebels. The reason for this was because ever since the Cringe Crust Catastrophe happened, Papa John's had gone out of business for days. The Based Frog Rebellion knew that this was SUS!!!!!! And so, drenched in sweat, Papa John was questioned about the catastrophe. This recording of sweaty John would go down in history as the most kek mp4 to be released to the public ever since 2 Girls 1 Cup. Papa John managed to get away scott-free, but the rebels knew something was up.

May 1, 1215
King Frob discovered a solution to his 29 kilometer beard problem. He decided that he would gather 29 knights of the Royal WAP Guard and each of them would chop a kilometer of his big bush. One of the knights hired was the based amphibian himself, Waltah. Waltah knew he had to take advantage of the situation, and so he did. He discussed with the other nights hired that the day they'd gather right by King Frob to cut his beard, they'd turn their swords on him and begin the coup. The Great Beard Cutting was to happen in 2 days, May 3rd. And so it was set in stone. May 3, 1215 would be the day Frogbathea gets its justice.

May 3, 1215
All 29 knights of the Royal WAP Guard hired by King Frob gather around in King Frob's room. Frob says, "WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR LMAO. GET TO WORK!!!!!" And with a slight flick of Waltah's wrist, the signal to begin the coup, all of the knights immediately turned their swords to King Frob's throat. CRASHSHSH!!!!! Windows of the castle were shattered. The rebels were breaking in. It was all coming together. Just like that, Frob had no where to run. No where to hide. He was forced to negotiate with the people.

June 15, 1215
The rebels, the knights, and King Frob gathered at Runnymede Surrey to sign the new law. The Frogna Farta. It would give the citizens their baths back. It would change governments all across the world. And it would bring peace to Frogbathea. Now THAT'S based.

March 30, 1216
Finally. Peace in Frogbathea. The next conflicts to come would be no problem, for King Frob has finally learnt his lesson, and the corrupt government has been altered thanks to the Frogna Farta. The Based Frog Rebellion disbands.

October 19, 1216
King Frob shat himself to death.

Now that I've told you all about the lore of Frog Bath, I'd like to point out an observation I made while I was studying this vast topic. First of all, props to the developers for leaving such an intricate tale about a country of frogs and their troublesome baths. I absolutely loved uncovering the mysteries and investigating for myself what this whole game is TRULY about. Now then, let's begin with my theory about this game and its lore.

I believe that the lore of this game is in actuality based off of the Magna Carta and ITS historical significance. I mean think about it. King Frob is a representation of King John. The Frogna Farta is actually the Magna Carta. I believe that this sort of "retelling" of the story OF the Magna Carta is very important for the learning youth of the world. The Magna Carta, and in our case, the Frogna Farta, has revolutionized governmental systems. It pioneered democracy and is the reason why so many of us live peacefully and harmoniously.

So thank you for this excellent game Lafterburn Studios. And may all of your future projects be just as innovative as Frog Bath.

I believe that we, the frog bath enthusiasts of the world, can learn a very large, and a very IMPORTANT lesson from all of this. A lesson in morals. A lesson in government. A lesson in people. A lesson in how WE should treat one another. I believe we've all heard of the golden based rule, treat others as you would want to be treated. And I believe that that can in fact be applied here. Another great lesson you can learn from this is is that you should always stand up when things don't seem right. You should always stand up for whatever you believe in. Just like Waltah. Because we live in a world. We live in a society. A very based one at that. And if I had to pick a hue to describe this society, I'd have to go with grey. Not because Grey's Anatomy is a based show, but because we live in a grey, grey world. There is no such thing as "right" and "wrong". We merely have given things meaning. So no matter how screwed up your thoughts are, you should believe in them. As long as they abide by the golden rule, of course. So you know what. Go ahead. Go ahead and eat that Super Mario Odyssey cartridge. Go ahead and chew on it til all the gigabytes are being digested in you. Go ahead and live you life the way you want to. And ALWAYS remember. Piss never tastes good alone.

Tysm for reading this, and goodbye.