In this guide I will teach you how to become a BHop Master. So let us begin

1) Download *NEW* EPIC SCUFFED BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP)
2) Uninstall *NEW* EPIC SCUFFED BHOP SIMULATOR 2023 (POG CHAMP)
3) Profit
4) Congrats you are now saved from this hellscape of a game and you can become the person I wanted to be
5) R̵e̵i̷n̶s̷t̷a̶l̵l̷ ̶*̷N̸E̸W̴*̵ ̶E̷P̵I̴C̸ ̷S̵C̶U̶F̷F̸E̸D̴ ̸B̷H̵O̷P̸ ̴S̵I̵M̵U̸L̸A̸T̴O̶R̸ ̶2̵0̸2̴3̸ ̸(̸P̶O̷G̶ ̷C̴H̴A̴M̴P̴)̴
6) S̴̨̉i̶̧͑ẗ̴̞́ ̷̙͑i̶̬͋n̶̺̓ ̴͖͠f̴̦̓r̶͌͜o̵͉̍n̷̼̽t̵̖͑ ̷͎͆o̶̡̓f̸͚͂ ̷̞̋y̷̯̑o̸̗͒u̸̱͠r̷͇͒ ̵̖̌s̷̱̐c̴̱̄r̸̟͆e̸͕̓ȇ̸̤n̴͔̾ ̸͚̅f̸̦̅o̷͎̚r̸̼͝ ̸͚͌h̷͍̍o̵̳͠ű̵̳r̵̢̂ś̶̢
7)F̷̙͠a̷̜̍l̸̲̈́l̸̦͠ ̴̫̒ī̸̙n̵̖̕t̶̰̉o̶̮͊ ̸̩͠ḍ̴̇ḙ̷̂s̴̨͋p̴͖̿a̶̟͝ȋ̷ͅr̵͙͌ ̶̤͛à̶̫n̵̰͆ḍ̸̄ ̵̧̔ḟ̵̖o̵̞͌r̸̹̄g̷̯̕ē̶͕t̵̬͂ ̵͉̋r̴̩̾e̷̛̥a̴̺͐l̴̳͝i̵̡̒ṯ̴̈́y̷͍̆ ̴̧͊
8)Ľ̶̲o̷͙͛ś̶̲e̷̫͠ ̵͚͂y̸̙̽ö̷̱́ụ̵̒r̴̳̈s̵̩͑ë̵̘́ľ̸̠f̴̼̀ ̶̺́w̸̞͊ỉ̵͉t̷͇̍h̷͕̆ḭ̴̀n̵̗̈́ ̷̛̱t̸̳͊h̸̦͊e̴̯͘ ̴̨̆g̸̣͋à̴̞ṃ̵̂e̴̘̔


9) Ļ̴̭̻̮̫̲͚͓͚̩̐̃͑̉̚e̵̫͔̅̊̎̋̋̽̉͆̕̚t̷̥̋ ̸͉̩͕̙̟͕̦̫͚͕̆̉̌̈́̾̍̉͐͜͝͠t̴̨̛͓̥́̈́́h̸̦̞̪͋̈̓͆͊e̶̦͂ ̵̲̺̤̗̩̏̓̀̄̄͆͌̀̅̆̋ğ̸̯̝̳̤͋͛̈́̎̒͝ą̷̢̨̨̛̯̯͓͇̳̓̌͒̒̄̋̃̾̊͘m̴̭̟̬̱̣̂̅̇͐̈́̓̕̕̚͝ȩ̷̢̨̹̦̠̪̯̀̑͑͑̾̓̊̒͂ ̷̯̞͊͋̇c̴̤͕̙̤̗̞̩̱̉͋̾̒͐̓̓͆̾o̷̞̰͕͓̝̹̻͊̑͑̄ń̴͎̃͂͗̐̒̽͑͘͘͝s̴̛̜͇͔͙̣͕̖̖͉̦̾̽́̆̍͂̊̇̈́ū̶̢̧̱̦͚̙̟̗͓̮̳͛m̸̰̦͖̮͔̻͒̉̈̂̍͛̉̕͜e̶̻͆̒̽̈́͛̎̀̔̐ ̶̫̠̘̺̟͙͕̪̈́̿̄͘͜͜y̵̮͚͚̟̯͚̯̣̥̺̒ờ̶̘̘͊̉̄̄̈̈͜ù̶̢̘͙͔̙̺̯̇͗̀̇̌̈̑͑͠




10) September 3rd 2023 " The Scuffed BHop simulator massacre"