Have u seen crabs? Then u've seen Moonwalks. Now if you've never been blessed enough to witness an actual crab, here:


Badass right? Not really. But oh well. Now you've seen your first Moonwalk.

With some practice here's what we aim for:


Ezpz.

Originally posted by Michael Jackson:

Iono why sum nubs wanna learn how to moonwalk on DBD but u gotta be in the right mindset, just sayin'.

Now Michael himself may or may not have said that but you DEFINITELY gotta be in the right mindset if you wanna moonwalk. We all got our jamz and whatnot but I am leaving some playlists cause why tf not!



That's you right now. But soon you'll be Moonwalkin' dun worry bby. :steamhappy:



Disclaimer: I won't be held accountable for what you do under the influence of this Playlist.



AKA DBD IN A NUTSHELL



Who doesn't love a good glitter bath?

I mean, yeah this will totally do it! Mindset ready?

Lezgo

Pretty self explanatory, but if you need visual cues:

Even hippos are hoppin' on da trend.

Proof:


Disclaimer: Any likelyhood with Jane's MASSIVE booty is pure coincidence.
Or not.

Once you've mastered the art of the Moonwalk, your figurative e-peen will grow so much you will fear killers no more. YOU WILL CAMP BUBBAS, STALK MYERS (Like most of his fangirls already do), TRAP HAGS, etc., etc., etc.

Final proof of a Rank 1 Moonwalker:


That's you after applyin' sensei Neo's guide.

Enjoy your new DBD mastery life, get all dat money son/daughter!

EzwinEzLife

You're welcome. :P