1000 crowbar in 155min run? ok i will pretend this is real

jesus= sus

Now do this in Returns...

wtf does that guy mean when he says cd is capped at 95%? I've gotten more than that myself?

loving the sawnado

ZOmg Bro tHATs TotALly A CheaTED Run BAn YOuRSelf

The wiki is correct when it says the cooldown is capped at 95%.
"I could spawn chests with the Captain's Brooch much faster than I could open them"

ive played that game to end game for 1300 hours in the endzone and first off your not getting 20 mitosis, ever, in under 6 hours, on zone zero.

second off you hacked the cooldown timer and convinced yourself to beleive your own lies, *bitchslaps*

third off your the very definition of someone who gets into other peoples business without their permission, get off my screen:: hardware ban incoming trash bag.

2more points that proove your a giant gaping embecile::
a::only ENGINEERS get drone spawns so why do you have 14 different drones
b:: your number of boomerangs is exactly enough to complete a perfect bezier curve but not more than and so its quite obvious you cheated the item codes in instead of random items as would be normally gotten from the game which would give u far more or less than
>>> *bitchslap again* <<< #gotstupid?

Considering this screenshot is from 2014, years before the modding community even existed, people who think this is a modded game must be on something.