1. If you have a big depression, this game will make you laugh more than the circus could.
2. Trading cards
3. Collection
4. Bragging (tho, i'd rather brag with toilet paper).
5. If it's not yet activated, you can gift it to your worst enemy. But, do note this, one day, his revenge will be painful.
6. If you just bought a 3TB Hard-disk drive, and you can't fill it, this might be a small small help.
7. Go to a sick kid, and use this game to make him laugh.

Well, it might be hard to keep yourself awake while playing this. Even if you just woke up after a 10-hours sleep.

1. Coffee - You can try drinking between 3 and 5 cups of coffee, if you have luck, it'll do.
2. Energy Drinks - Lots of them, if you can, buy a 6-pack.


The facepalms you're gonna give yourself might actually keep you awake, but if your skin is too resistant, you will need to follow the steps above.

This is the hardest chapter of this guide, hardest thing about this game.
Let's take the positive things first
1. A good lesson, next time you should be more aware of what you're spending money on.
2. Trading cards...
3. Collection
4... already beats me.


The point is, don't hate yourself, we all do a mistake like this at some point in life.

Well, delete it from your hard-drive. And, so you can forget it, you should try thinking of wieners if this game comes to your mind, can't be worse than actually thinking of this.

You can ask steam to remove it from your library, even by seeing his name you might start puking.
Take deep breaths, alot of them.
Wait for a time machine, to go back in time, at the moment you were making the decision of buying it, and slap the hell outta yourself.