Lunch Lady

Lunch Lady

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For all scared people
By marko
Okay so if u hear lunch lady scream look at every way she could come and run the other way if u come to dead end leave your headphones leave your chair run 100m so u don't hear her scream be sure it's 100m tho i tested it wisely thanks for listening to my advice guys!
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how to run
We run with a faster pace if the distance is a short one. An average man can jog at 8.3mph, so he could run 100m in 27 seconds. A woman can jog at 6.5mph and run 100m in 34 seconds. A non-elite athlete can run 100m in 13-14 seconds or at 15.9mph.
How to run without legs
1. You learn how to stand on hands https://youtu.be/LZT4hWVFErs
2. You learn how to walk on hands https://youtu.be/omQcFoMuZXg
3. You learn how to run on hands like a professional https://youtu.be/At5MqfgBq3k

Do it at your own safety thanks

recommended someone to help you!

Special thanks to "bob" (he is a legend btw) for making me realize i missed this part!
What to do if you break your neck
Causes of a broken neck
The causes of a broken neck are usually some sort of trauma, such as a fall or car accident. Very rarely does a stress fracture — a break caused by a constant or repeated stress — occur in the neck.

Symptoms of a broken neck
A broken neck is often very painful and may make movement of the head difficult or impossible.

Depending on the level of damage to your spinal cord, it can also affect other parts of your body, such as a difficulty or inability to move your arms and legs. Paralysis may be temporary or permanent.

A person may also feel tingling in their hands and feet and difficulty with balance and walking.


How is a broken neck treated?
Treatment for a broken neck is directed by the severity of the break:

For a break that doesn’t affect the spinal cord, a simple neck brace and rest with some pain management is preferred.
If the break is more severe, surgery may be required to fix the bones and set them back into the correct place. A stronger neck brace will be used.
For breaks that also damage the spinal cord, options are severely limited. Your spinal cord is unable to heal itself and there are no treatments available yet to fix the spinal cord.


How long does it take to recover?
A simple break that doesn’t affect your spinal cord can be treated with a neck brace worn for six to eight weeks until the bone heals.

More complicated breaks can require surgery and other treatments such as a stiff neck brace for up to three months.

With breaks that also damage the spinal cord, recovery may not be possible. The bone may heal, but the nerves in the spinal cord can be permanently damaged and cause lasting effects such as paralysis. There’s currently no treatment to fix the spinal cord, but according to the endParalysis foundation, “…it seems that we might have come a bit closer to achieving a certain level of recovery.”



Special thanks to nozze for noticing i missed this part!
How to run/walk without Legs and Arms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VA8cNgVx2Q&ab_channel=eddyetsalim
https://youtu.be/7VA8cNgVx2Q

Video isn't working on Insert YouTube video so i'm putting 2 links


Step 1. Get a Tractor Wheel
Step 2. Go in a Tractor Wheel
Step 3. ROLL!


Special thanks to bob the legend for recommending this topic!
What to do if you have speakers/you hear it when u are far away/hearing problems
Once your hearing is damaged, it's gone for good. That's why we raise awareness about the prevalence of hearing loss, the importance of early diagnosis, and the options for taking action to find the best hearing solution for your needs. Don't wait until it's too late to start taking care of your ears! Here are nine easy ways to protect your ears and your hearing health.

1. Use earplugs when she catches you or is running towards you

Approximately 15% of Americans have noise-induced hearing loss because of loud work or leisure environments.
Clubs, concerts, lawnmowers, chainsaws, and any other noises that force you to shout so the person next to you can hear your voice all create dangerous levels of sound. Earplugs are convenient and easy to obtain. You can even have a pair custom fitted for your ears by your local hearing healthcare provider.

Musicians' earplugs are custom earplugs with filters that allow a person to hear conversations and music but still reduce harmful sound levels while maintaining the quality of the original sound as closely as possible.

2. Turn the volume down

According to the World Health Organization, 1.1 billion teenagers and young adults worldwide are at risk for noise-induced hearing loss from unsafe use of audio devices.

If you like to enjoy music through headphones or earbuds, you can protect your ears by following the 60/60 rule. The suggestion is to listen with headphones at no more than 60% volume for no more than 60 minutes a day.

Earbuds are especially dangerous, as they fit directly next to the eardrum. If possible, opt for over-the-ear headphones.

Don't forget that any loud music, not just music played through headphones, presents a risk for noise-induced hearing loss. If you're hosting a social event, keep the music at a volume which won't force people to shout in order to hold a conversation

3. Give your ears time to recover

If you are exposed to loud noises for a prolonged period of time, like at a concert or a bar, your ears need time to recover. If you can, step outside for five minutes every so often in order to let them rest.

What’s more, researchers have found that your ears need an average of 16 hours of quiet to recover from one loud night out.

4.Stop using cotton swabs in your ears

It’s common for people to use cotton swabs to clean wax out of their ear canal, but this is definitely not advisable. A little bit of wax in your ears is not only normal, but it’s also important. The ears are self-cleaning organs, and wax stops dust and other harmful particles from entering the canal. Plus, inserting anything inside your ear canals risks damaging sensitive organs like your ear drum.

If you have excess wax, you can clean around the canal with a damp towel—gently. You could also use ear wax removal solution over the course of a few nights. This softens the wax so that it will eventually flow out on its own. The best solution is always to seek a professional opinion and care when possible.

5.Take medications only as directed

Certain medications, such as non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDS) like aspirin, ibuprofen and naproxen, can sometimes contribute to hearing loss. Discuss medications with your doctor if you're concerned that they'll impact your hearing ability and take them only as directed.

6. Keep your ears dry


Excess moisture can allow bacteria to enter and attack the ear canal. This can cause swimmer's ear or other types of ear infections, which can be dangerous for your hearing ability. Be sure you gently towel-dry your ears after bathing or swimming. If you can feel water in the ear, tilt your head to the side and tug lightly on the ear lobe to coax the water out.

You can also ensure that your ears stay dry and healthy by using custom-fit swimmers' earplugs, which block water from entering the ear canal. They're great for adults and kids alike, and they work wonders in preventing swimmer's ear. Make an appointment with your local hearing health professional to get fitted.

7. Get up and move

Did you know that exercise is good for your ears? It’s true. Cardio exercises like walking, running, or cycling gets the blood pumping to all parts of your body, including the ears. This helps the ears’ internal parts stay healthy and working to their maximum potential.

Make sure to stay safe! When cycling, always wear a helmet. If you fall and hit your head, a concussion can harm your hearing.

8. Manage stress levels

Stress and anxiety have been linked to both temporary and permanent tinnitus (a phantom ringing in the ears). High levels of stress cause your body to go into fight or flight mode, which is an instinctual reaction that fills your body with adrenaline to help you either fight or flee from danger. This process puts a lot of pressure on your nerves, blood flow, body heat, and more. It's commonly thought that this pressure and stress can travel up into your inner ear and contribute to tinnitus symptoms.

9.Get regular checkups

Ask your primary care physician to incorporate hearing screenings into your regular checkups. Because hearing loss develops gradually, it’s also recommended that you have annual hearing consultations with a hearing healthcare professional. That way, you’ll be more likely to recognize signs of hearing loss and take action as soon as you do.

Taking action is important because untreated hearing loss, besides detracting from quality of life and the strength of relationships, has been linked to other health concerns like depression, dementia, and heart disease.

Do your ears a favor. Find your local provider and make an appointment today!



Thank you bob for making this guide possible!





27 Comments
bleeross 11 Jun, 2024 @ 9:05pm 
i couldn't hear this post because im already deaf :( i dont know what to do about the lunch lady!
SillycocanutEater 15 Feb, 2024 @ 2:38pm 
I don't know how to thank you enough, my family was saved!
Noury 17 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09pm 
fff
MrSneekySneek 18 Aug, 2022 @ 8:36am 
thank you so much this has helped my friend who dosent have any limbs :steamthumbsup:
cc 1 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05pm 
yes
marko  [author] 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am 
Thank you so much haha <3!
Spookypizza 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am 
your a legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pogr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marko  [author] 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am 
there it is bob!
Spookypizza 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56am 
by the way dude, u need more specific! I have speakers, so even if i run 100 meters i still hear it
help!
Spookypizza 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am 
i can tell!