I know you're single, it's ok. I know you're a virgin, it's ok. There is nothing and I mean nothing to be ashamed of, so don't worry your fat hairy unkempt ugly ass looking bald self.

I am sitting here, six-foot three, luxurious black hair, a cigar in my mouth, and a cleanly shaven face, typing frantically on my keyboard. Why? To help ugly fat disgusting worthless useless garbage eating trash defacing waste-men like yourself. And I have something so useful to you, so valuable for your life.

The Lord, our God, is a forgiving and merciful God. He is known as being omniscient and most loving. He truly is omnipresent too! Bow your heads, humble your mind, and keep tight your tongue, because God has a message for you, a message he relayed to you through sending his son Jesus Christ down to earth for.

As Ghandi once famously said, "All the nukes are mine, now I can rule". For many a year, people have speculated exactly what he meant, but in truth, even he didn't know. You see, his mouth was but a mere method of the Lord speaking to us. God wants us to STOP nuking Japan, the radiation has already given them 2 inch penises and now the leaders of Korea are so mad about their tiny size that they are willing to blow up the entire earth just to prove THEY have the bigger pp. Of course, it's not true, because I have the biggest pp.

My mum is ill with fugma, she recently developed candice and after the doctors tried their best to deal with the aftermath, they couldn't cure all the ligma and sugma, which most unfortunately resulted in 𝕔𝕦𝕞-in-ma