The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

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How to buy Skyrim
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An in depth guide explaining how to please Todd Howard. It is important that you follow this guide step by step and do not even try to correct it. Failing to follow this guide in depth may result in unforeseen consequences such as: Falling trough the world, finding a bucket on your head when you wake up naked as well as being chased around by a man claiming to be a Courier.
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Skyrim (2011)
In this section we shall cover the places you can buy the Original Version of Skyrim, including the secret and patched-out Steam Version. In order to do this you will need to no-clip trough time itself. This might prove to be difficult as Bethesda games are bug free. As such you might need to use cheat engine or smash your head into a bowl while running at a wall. All in real life of course as this would prove to be impossible in Skyrim.

PS3[www.worldofbooks.com]
Xbox 360[www.amazon.co.uk]
PC
Skyrim Legendary Edition
In this section we shall cover getting Level 100 Prestige Skyrim. In order to achieve this you must unlock all the achievements on the original version of Skyrim. Optionally you can preform a speedrun technique save and simply rename your first born child to Dovahkinn before sacrificing all your life savings to Alduin. You might wonder how to do this, however the solution is simple. Alduin shares the same Address as the Bethesda HQ! How lucky you are!

PC[www.amazon.co.uk]
PS3[www.amazon.co.uk]
Xbox 360[www.amazon.co.uk]
Skyrim Special Edition
A truly masterful level thou have achieved. This special gem can only be obtained by Bethesda's OnlyFans whom have received it for free trough the act of owning the Legendary Edition (only on steam of course!) before the release of the Special Edition. However my fellow latecomes, do not fret. For you have been awarded with the unique opportunity to access this newest and most pristine Bethesda Title with 16x the details of the original for mere chump change! Rejoice and remember to raise a glass to our lord and saviour Todd. Three Cheers for him!

PC
PS4 and Xbox One[www.amazon.co.uk]
Switch[www.amazon.co.uk]
Skyrim VR
Bethesda has showered us fans with pure love and affection. In order to make sure Skyrim immersed us even further you can now put a bucket VR Headset on your own head in order to experience the world of Skyrim First Hand! Your Family and Friends should bid you goodbye for the time has come for you to set out and save the world. You just might be unable to go play any other version of skyrim afterwards-- However owning them is very important. Todd will look at you sternly with a fatherly smile of disappointment if you do not. You do not want to disappoint Todd, do you?

PS4[www.amazon.co.uk]
PC
Skyrim Anniversary Edition
Our plight hath been answered. Though we might have stumbled across Skyrim many a times before, we have never done it quite this way. Our bare hands have grown cold from the variety of ways to murder our foes, yet there has been a serious lack in our ability to murder one specific group of creatures...

That's right people! Todd had blessed us with the wonderful ability to murder all the fish you desire with the ability to fish! Additionally Bethesda had felt the need to include content from over 500 different creation club creations, because as they very well know nobody uses or should ever feel the desire to use the Nexus.

Don't worry! If you already own Skyrim Special Edition-- Todd hath giveh us his blessing. Similarly to how owners of Skyrims and all it's DLCs have gotten Skyrim Special Edition for free-- wait. No. You still have to pay. As such we can see it was stupendously planned out as now- You get to throw money at Todd AND buy your favourite game yet another time! Praise be!

This time around, this version of Skyrim can be bought for PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and PC!
It Just Works.
댓글 78
setupwizard 2023년 11월 19일 오전 4시 05분 
i refuse to believe you can sexually satisfy him like i can
warrat106 2023년 11월 17일 오전 11시 59분 
Sir Soul, the chamberpot is the next tab over to the right. the one with your name on it. be sure to hit the like button before you go!

and dont ask me how that page works, it just does. :P
PjFluffnSuch 2023년 7월 19일 오후 2시 52분 
It Just Works
VexArrowEye 2023년 6월 7일 오전 9시 51분 
You forgot Skyrim very special edition, Truly one of the best editions of skyrim
sawyer 2023년 1월 27일 오후 10시 53분 
Instructions unclear, accidentally declared war on bethesda softworks and the state of maryland
Shadowed_Echo 2022년 10월 12일 오후 7시 59분 
you forgot the alexa version.
isabellacampeau09 2022년 1월 29일 오전 8시 59분 
Umm . . . Can someone make a guide about the fake courier guy. He has been following me for the past week. Showering is . . . . weird
KeepnitRealGoWrong 2021년 12월 5일 오후 9시 45분 
The fall of 76. Internet Historian does it best with 28 million views.
Mr.Soul 2021년 11월 14일 오전 10시 57분 
YOU NEED TO UPDATE THE GUIDE TO ENSURE ALL FAITHFUL OF WORD OF TODD KNOW THAT WHEN YOU BUY THE SUPER AWESOME SWITCH VERSION YOU WILL RECEIVE A ZELDA SHIELD TO USE IN GAME!!!!! (please don't faint, I'm sorry for just dropping that like this) I COULD FOR SURE NEVER EVER JUST USE BASIC MOD TOOLS TO CREATE THIS MYSELF NOR WAS IT LIKE FIRST MOD ON PC 11 YEARS AGO! NO! IT WAS TODD'S LOVE FOR US THAT ENABLE SUCH A WONDEROUS AND MAGICAL THING TO BE! CAN YOU EVEN COMTEMPLATE HOW WONDEROUS THE PARTNERSHIP BETWEEN MIYAMOTO AND TODDSON MUST BE?
Mr.Soul 2021년 11월 14일 오전 10시 55분 
I LOVE YOU TODD PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY! YES! I WILL FOR SURE RIGHT NOW BUY SKYRIM AGAIN AND AGAIN ON MY SWITCH AND MY PS4 AGAIN AND MY PC X3 INCLUDING VR AND I DONT EVEN OWN A HEADSET! I LOVE YOU TODD!!! BETHESDA IS BEST DEVELOPER!