Step 1: Make a guide on how to enjoy the game and tell the player to delete every single gigabyte and get a job yet you don't have one

Step 2: When someone calls you out for making the same freaking joke over and over start a huge argument that lasts 100 comments and insult them because you're mad and try to look like the victim

Step 3: Cry yourself to sleep and get off to animated porn to cope with your lost argument

Step 4: Make another guide on how to enjoy gambit and type in "you don't" and end it there

Step 5: Add a random meme as a thumbnail for the guide (like this one)

Step 6: Call them pathetic for writing an "essay" and write one yourself haha

Step 7: Have 2.5k hours into the game and judge someone for having 400 hours in the game because you're sad and somehow have a huge but fragile ego (ew the smell *Vomits*)

Step 8: Be a sweaty tbagger in crucible/trials with a big pp felwinters despite the nerf (Chaperone is better it gives you bigger pp)

Step 9: Rant about on how the game is doodoo and play it 70 hours a week

Step 10: Have at least 100 clears on every single raid in this game

Step 11: have 1350 power (my guess on the power cap)

Step 12: Have an anime pfp

Step 13: Scream racial slurs every time you die in pvp lol

Step 14: Have people say "instructions unclear"

Step 15: PROFIT!!!