Because we all shift+tab while we wait 6 hours at 4am for DBD matchmaking, here's 100 facts to scroll through to distract yourself from thr thought of being facecamped by insidious Bubba </3

1. A shrimp's heart is located in it's head, making their head their ultimate crit spot

2. The average person living in Sweden eats 22lbs/9kg of chocolate a year

3. There's a small town in Italy that has a fountain that flows free wine

4. Happy Birthday was the first song ever played on Mars. The Mars rover Curiosity plays it to itself each year!

5. If you've got a song stuck in your head, that's called an earworm

6. The human body contains enough fat to make about 7 bars of soap

7. Everyone has their own unique smell, except identical twins

8. In Russia, beer was considered a soft drink (not alcohol) until 2011

9. Strawberries aren't berries, but bananas are

10. Tomatoes are actually fruit and not vegetables (you can't change my mind on this, it's literally science)

11. Otters hold eachother's paws so they don't drift apart when they're sleeping

12. hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words

13. Hiking while naked is illegal in Switzerland, though I thought that would be everywhere?!

14. The world's fastest ant runs faster than Usain Bolt

15. In Switzerland it's illegal to own just one guinea pig because they get lonely!

16. Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers

17. The first person convicted of speeding was going 8mph and was fined £4

18. Around 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year

19. Nic Cage once did magic mushrooms with his cat

20. The creator of Pringles was cremated and buried in a Pringles can

21. Human birth control works on gorillas

22. Lawnmowers kill about 200 people a year

23. The computer company HP was nearly called PH, they decided based on a coin toss

24. The inventor of M&M's was allergic to peanuts

25. The dot over an 'i' is called a Tittle

26. The first hot air balloon ride was a sheep, duck and a rooster. They all lived!

27. Yoda's appearance was inspired by Einstein

28. Q is the only letter to not appear in a US state name

29. A cow x bison is called a beefalo

30. Samsung has an ass-shaped robot to test how their phones fare in a back pocket

31. Armadillos are bulletproof, well their shells are anyway

32. Blue whales eat half a million calories in a single mouthful

33. That tiny pocket in your front pocket of your jeans is for a pocket watch

34. A lot of Disney characters wear gloves to make animation easier

35. The largest desert in the world isn't the Sahara, it's Antartica

36. Human noses never stop growing

37. No number before 1000 contains the letter A

38. Movie trailers originally played AFTER the movie

39. Theodore Roosevelt had a pet hyena

40. Giraffe tongues can be 18-20 inches long

41. The inventor of the microwave only got $2 for it

42. The Eiffel Tower can grow more than 6 inches in the summer heat

43. Sloths have more neck bones than giraffes

44. Apparently bees can fly higher than Mount Everest

45. Abraham Lincoln was an avid bartender

46. Beethoven was really bad at maths

47. Japan once released sushi inspired Kit-Kats

48. Boars wash their food

49. The French scrabble champion doesn't speak French

50. A woman called the police when her ice cream didn't have sprinkles

51. The British Empire was the largest empire in history

52. Penicillin was founded from mould

53. Bees can make coloured honey! They made blue and green honey when taking sugary waste from an M&M factory in France

54. Wimbledon tennis balls are kept at 68F/20C, apparently it makes them bounce higher?

55. McDonalds calls frequent customers, 'heavy users'

56. 1 in 5 adults believe their are aliens among us disguised as humans

57. A broken clock is right 2 times a day

58. The most popular books on the Kindle are the Bible, Steve Jobs bibliography and The Hunger Games

59. A hippo's open mouth is wide enough to fit a 4ft child in

60. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer

61. It's physically impossible for pigs to look up to the sky

62. Guiness Book of Records is the book most stolen from libraries

63. Honey never goes off/spoils

64. Gorillas smile when they are angry

65. A Swedish woman lost her wedding ring and found it years later growing on a carrot in her garden

66. Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear trousers

67. Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete

68. Elephants can't jump

69. Earth is the only planet not named after a God

70. You're born with around 300 bones, but only have 206 as an adult

71. The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body (keep in mind it is just one muscle, don't come at me lmao)

72. Bees sometimes sting other bees

73. There are no clocks in Las Vega casinos

74. The harder you try and fall asleep, the less likely you are to fall asleep

75. You can't hum while pinching your nostrils shut

76. Women have more pain receptors, but higher pain tolerance

77. There are more stars in space than grains of sand on each beach on Earth

78. A polar bear x grizzly bear's offspring is called a pizzy bear

79. In 2006 a Coca-Cola employee tried selling secrets to Pepsi, Pepsi snitched to Coca-Cola

80. A single strand of spaghetti is called a 'spaghetto'

81. Fruit stickers are edible

82. In 2009, Stephen Hawking held a reception for time travellers but never advertised it. No one attended.

83. Violin bows are usually made from horse hair

84. There's an underwater version of rugby

85. The colour red doesn't make bulls angry, they are colour blind. It's the flapping.

86. You used to have to pay a license to use the song Happy Birthday, Whether anyone did or not I don't know

87. The average American child is given $3.70 per tooth that falls out

88. Queen Elizabeth II has a personal net worth of 425 million dollars

89. It snows metal on Venus

90. Tic Tacs got their name from the sound they make in their container

91. Shakira was rejected from her school choir, her music teacher told her that she sounded like a goat

92. The quietest room in the world can drive you insane, you can hear your bones moving and your blood pumping

93. Tsundoku is a Japanese word for buying too many books, letting them pile up and never reading them

94. More people speak Polish than Irish in Ireland

95. There were 2 deaths and $25.5 million in damages within the first 5 months of Pokemon Go's release

96. Starfish don't have blood

97. Bees have knees!

98. Between North and South Korea is 155 miles of no man's land where a lot of rare animal species thrive

99. Disappointment Island is an uninhabited island in New Zealand

100. Looping a killer in DBD for more than 10 seconds means that you automatically deserve a 1st-death hook facecamp