Use W, A, S, and D to move. Simple.

If you are one of those people complaining about how "tHiS iS jOgGiNg NoT wAlKiNg" press/hold down C. If you want to crouch, use Ctrl.

If you want to run/spring use Shift.

Walk towards the marker on your screen. That's your objective. The distance to your objective is also shown.

You will sometimes see random white cases lying on the ground or in buildings. Pick them up with E (you also need to pick stuff up for objectives). When you enter a building, you'll see these items disappear and your number of "likes" increase. You can purchase energy drinks, snowmobiles, jetpacks, and whatever the f*ck not with likes. And this is a guide about walking, not flying or driving. Deal with vehicles yourself.

Your energy drinks are shown towards the top left corner of your screen. Drink one and you will become as fast as the yellow bird from Angry Birds for a short duration of time.

Yeah just stay away from them, they're trying to sabotage you by whacking down all of your stuff.

To become a strand of premium instant ramen, Press X, preferably when going down a mountain. You will likely lose whatever you have on you, so keep that in mind.

This process naturally occurs when you are on a surface that is too steep to walk on or if you fall to the ground while using a jetpack.

You can revert back to human form with X

And for those of you with no sense of humor, you basically fall down when you press X and you stand back up with you press it again.

Why the heck are you walking in a video game, get your fat a** up and go exercise in real life. It's also much more realistic and immersive.


And finally, I'd like to thank you for allowing me to waste three minutes of your precious life.