Hood: Outlaws & Legends

Hood: Outlaws & Legends

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How to be good like Dah_Gnome
By Dah_Gnome
Here I shall describe how to play like Dah_Gnome and be graciously rewarded by the Developers at Sumo and the Publishers at FHI.
   
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How to be good like Dah_Gnome and be rewarded justly.
Here is how to be good like Dah_Gnome and be rewarded by the developers for your 150+ hours of playtime and involvement in the community:
1) Play on PC
2) Play as Marianne
3) Take the time required to learn Melee recovery times, movesets and practice aiming
4) Be accused of being an exploiter for playing marianne to her current, albeit unbalanced, potential
5) Suggest fixes and give critical feedback about the game in discord about what needs to be fixed
6) Continue playing the game for 150+ Hours
7) Collect the tears from the players who are salty and re-hydrate to continue playing
8) Obtain numerous reports from console/PC players who you consistently crush while playing in a team
9) Get auto banned by the developers (Note this is not a EAC/VAC ban or any "Ant cheating" system flag. It is a ban directly from them based on the number of reports from salty players.
10) Create a guide so other players can replicate the scenario
11) Absolutely be critical of what FHI says and the actions taken against active members of the community who are being falsely banned in this low population game. A game that requires 0 proof of "cheating" to report someone and whose auto ban system is based simply on the number of reports.

12) Enjoy another game as the fire lit by the developers and FHI burns down the community.
3 Comments
Duskerz 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm 
Damn shame on them.
Imagine thinking coop stealth is a good game to market though
Snake 1 Jul, 2021 @ 11:05am 
You're a clown mate. You were very toxic and exploited marrianne. Your ban is justified.
Noah_BK™ 23 Jun, 2021 @ 3:01pm 
This guide is KEKW. Getting spam reported for playing marinara dipping sauce is justified. Anyone who thinks they are good at marinara should receive your same fate.