Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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How to eat food
By DRPEPPER1452
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Step 1: Get food
the cool thing about food is that you can find it anywhere!
PLACES TO LOOK:
Gas stations
your moms fridge
KFC
Gutters/Streets
Taiwan
Dumpsters

section 2
Skip this step its useless.

StEp 3: PrEpPiNg YoUrFoO d
get ♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥ you
die
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
thats right
YOU
OK
LEMME tell you how to cook
its hell a ez just follow the steps
step 1:figre it out
step 2: ok once you figured it out then cook
step 3: once you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it then
step 4: there is no step 4 wtf





if you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up then go to section 7









eat
WHY WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ WOULD YOU EAT THAT
SECTION 5: DIGESTING YOUR SMELLY ASS GARBAGE FOOD
FIRSDT INSERT YOUR FOOD IN YOUYR MOUTH. MASTICATE THE ♥♥♥♥ UNTIL GETS HELLA SOFT AND MUSHY. THEN. YOU FORCE IT DOWN YOUR ASOPHAGOUS. IT GOES INTO A HELLISH ACID BATH THEN GOES THROUGH A DARK AND COLD TUNNEL UNTIL IT IS A SHRIVELED UP THING, LACKING ITS ORIGINAL SELF. THEN IT PASSES OUTTA YOUR REAR SPHINCTER AND THEN YOU TELL IT TO GO ♥♥♥♥ OFF CUZ IT JUST CAME OUT ON YOUR PET GOLDFISH
6: you are DOONE
look at you you just ate it. good
step 7
listen to Buzz ♥♥♥♥♥

once tyou finissh buzz ♥♥♥♥♥ then go back to step 3