Wouldn't recommend reading this guide until you're done with the game and want to speedrun the rest of the routes. A lot of the script is meta and references other routes so be wary of spoilers if you care.

cbf to get all the specific possibilities to get into the later routes in the guide so just fumble around and hold ctrl until you get into the correct choices. If enough people care and request it maybe I'll get all possibilities.

Initial choices doesn't matter until you choose which class to go to


Go to Gym


Go to Locker Room


Humor a literal pedophile


Date your gym teacher


Go back to his place


Congrats you get literally choked out by your gym teacher waddup

Initial choices don't matter until you choose which class to go to


Go to Gym


Skip Gym


See if he'll actually tell you


Call his bluff


Congratz you bullied a weaboo to get some balls and shoot up the school

Initial choices don't matter until you pick what class to go to


Go to photography


Skip cuz you a wamen who don't need to lift


Check his fake deeps


He made a mistake


Exaggerate trauma for pity gifts

Congratz you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poor and have to move away

Initial choices don't matter until you choose what class to pick


Go to photography


Agree


Find expensive restaurant

Your choice during the photoshoot doesn't matter


See if janitor is seeing xanax

Choices at counselor doesn't matter


Maybe its not bad to be a white supremacist

Get sent to jail for accidentally setting off a bomb. If only real life white nationalists meet the same end.

same steps as previous section until last choice


Agree to disagree

Class doesn't matter
Gym doesn't matter


See how racist he'd be with female attention

Congratz you got the literal fbi to arrest everyone for being racist.

Same as previous section until last choice


Get a video of this mess

Congratz you blew up the school.

Initial choices don't matter until class


Go to Gym


Go to Locker Room


Humor literal pedophile


Get sexually harassed by someone your own age


Sure, see what he's about

Topic choice doesn't matter


Play around with this leverage

Choices doesn't matter until dumbass jock is about to jump


Pretend to care so he'll jump


Lie to him


Make use of the key he gave you

Congratz you're a drug addict in rehab now.

Follow previous section until dumbass jock is about to jump


Not caring will immediately put you into the Youtube famous ending route


Only dating men who can walk also puts you into the Youtube famous ending route


Make a vlog

Congratz you're famous for killing someone but you ain't Youtube famous famous

Same as previous section until the final choice


Exercise your newfound power in a different way

Congratz you have a simp and became valedictorian

Multiple ways to get into this route, basically dodge the other choices that'll put you into different routes.

Screaming in the locker, reality check into let usual bully takeover, and declining white nationalist invitation all take you to 500k LA Dream route


Passive-aggressive eye roll


Lie


Double down


Ride this to the bank

Congratz you're rich and dropped out. imo the best ending since it shows Nicole's best side.

Follow previous section until last choice


Avoid getting murdered after he's fired.

Congratz you live in a box now

Multiple ways into this route that involves ducking getting into other routes


Get into the 500k LA Dream route but instead of choosing passive-aggressive eye-roll, choose he can't tell you what to do


We don't hang out with rapists

Congratz now you get beat and is a deadbeat working at McDs

Follow previous section until the last choice


On one condition

Final choice with the weaboo doesn't matter

Congratz you become a millennial

Easily the easiest route to get into, you'd most likely reach this within the first 3 blind playthroughs

Dodge literally everyone until you get forced to hangout with the three boys and get invited to a concert by music geek


Stay home and kill yourself

Congratz now you're in a padded cell

Follow previous section until last choice


Go to concert

Final choice doesn't matter

Congratz now you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead.

Now that's you're done with this masterpiece of a script, there's only 1 thing left to do now.


Touch grass incels.

Peace.