The Elder Scrolls Online

The Elder Scrolls Online

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How to kiss boys (gone straight edition)
By tusk
step by step guide to man-love in eso
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Step 1: Character Selection
create khajiit character in order to attract the most lovers to your location
(i am argonian becaus e khajiit is BAD!!!)
Step 2: Lover Selection
hang around your local blacksmithery, the common home of burly beasts.
select one and relentlessly pursue for best effect!
Step 16: Preparation
you must be ready for man kiss NOW?>!
In order to prepare follow VERY closely:

1) Watch from afar, this is the only way to learn how real relationships work, OBSERVE













2) Practice kiss
the best way to improve skills is bractice, use one of many pictures of man in the world and give it big sloppy smooch!
Step 4: MAke your move >:()
!) quick ritual to daedra to make you have largest testiclke in the land











2( ask fella out on a date by playing him "!Lose Yourself" (eminem)! of your new Lute
Step 5: commit date
spend time with your selected man

aTtempt kiss using all you have learned! :)
Day 31: Humiliation
man reject my love :(

cry$


The Final Step
drown yourself in watery grave

forever alone!

30 Comments
TofuLovesYou 4 Feb, 2023 @ 9:08am 
No don't do it, there's more dudes out there! I beleive in you!
seal cub clubbing club 15 Nov, 2022 @ 9:22am 
oh hey beluga
Dilbert Thundercock Esq. 7 Nov, 2022 @ 2:19pm 
Do you think you're original, or are you that desperate for internet attention?
IBeTehNinja 1 Nov, 2022 @ 10:48am 
does this work for nightblades
tainted 30 Oct, 2022 @ 5:40pm 
I LOVE SKOOMA
Six 29 Oct, 2022 @ 12:11am 
Oh boy. Imagine how much more disappointed he's gonna be once he finds out that Argonians can breathe underwater lore-wise.
Halbacis 7 Jul, 2021 @ 10:31am 
Is so real
Str0ngh0ld7878 6 Jul, 2021 @ 7:11pm 
Kidna SUs Bro
Gland2Lait 5 Jul, 2021 @ 4:36am 
Instructions clear, pee pee size increased ; MUST NOT DRINK SKOOMA AGAIN
rat 3 Jul, 2021 @ 1:17pm 
gay