Dino gang

it's an honor sir

see
this guy gets it

I like the monkey

I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

BRO 1V1 ME SPEEDRUNNING MONKEY VS DINO I GURANTEE I WILL WIN BECAUSE YOU WILL PLAY THE STUPID MONKE WHO DIES IN ONE HIT AND DOES -100 DAMAGE MEANWHILE THE CHAD DINO ONE SHOTS EVERYTHING AND HAS INFINITE HP

YOU GUYS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY MONKEYS REALLY ARE. GOD YOU'RE ALL FORSAKEN FOOLS.THE DINO DOESN'T EVEN STAND CLOSE TO HOW FUNNY MONKEYS ARE. I SPIT AT YOU, THOSE WHO STAND BELOW ME, I AM THE ULTIMATE MONKEY VS DINO PLAYER, YOU COULD ONLY DREAM TO STAND WHERE I HAVE AND EVEN THEN YOU STILL WOULD'NT UNDERSTAND. good day you benevolent wretches.

Dino wins end of story