Garrus is like a Best friend into lover

Considering Jacob cheats on you between ME2 and ME3, he's also the choice for cuckolds as well as idiots.

ok, but, male or female idiots for jacob? I just want the experience of romancing them all, bad decisions included

the only answer for maleshep is tali, for femshep is also tali, i dont remember where but im pretty sure i saw or read or whatever smt that basically says its cannon she likes you wether u a man or woman, my source? no its not trust me bro its find it yourself cause im lazy to google it right now

Ah wait but then theres Garrus he cool af, but seriously i think the besties way is way cooler for garrus

Although if you wanna be the "I can fix her" guy or gal, go jack

If you have depression do Samara's daughter

if you cant do CAPTCHA go for E- a nope my bad joker is even worse than you at captcha

if you are into polygamy, go jacob, that will give you the truth of how things would end up in reality

If you are a droid, go legion

if u a lil freaky, go tyranids- a wait wrong setting i meant the Rachni Queen

if you wanna do a lil trolling, go 4 reapers

If you just finished your entire 6 pack rn, go for closest bar like me

No wonder I've always inclined towards Garrus.

Garrus is goated

YES, ASARI PHYSIOLOGY ALLOWS THEM TO SUCCESSFULLY MATE AND PRODUCE OFFSPRING WITH ANY SPECIES. HOWEVER THIS WILL ONLY EVER PRODUCE AN ASARI CHILD.

If i go for liara, can we have a healthy child?

@_m_a_ i saw someone on reddit who did the science and apperantly you can have bioligical children with her

1. ADOPTION. 2. UNTRUE