Step 1: Make a guide on how to have fun and tell the user to uninstall the game and end it there

Step 2: Rant about on how the game is succ and destroy your room and cry yourself to sleep

Step 3: Make another guide on how to jump

Step 4: Make cheap steam points

Step 5: Scream at someone for calling you out on how your joke was unoriginal

Step 6: Make the same joke guide over and over again because everyone else is doing it

Step 7: Drown out actually good guides by flooding the forum with the same or similar joke over and over again

Step 8: PROFIT!!!