Mount & Blade: Warband

Mount & Blade: Warband

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Types of NW Players
By mr worldwide and 2 collaborators
In this guide, we will look deeper into the rarest species to be found on Tropical Paradise. How do they act? Where can they be found? You will find out.

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The Types
To start off with, we have:

The Infantry Tryhards
  • Might backstab you now and then
  • Just wants to improve his K/D ratio.
  • High chance of calling you "ez" after killing you
  • Probably a reg f*g
  • Can be found pretty much everywhere


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The Sword Tryhards
  • Will try to make you rage quit
  • Will destroy everyone that's in his way
  • Unusually high heartbeat
  • Might go through cardiac arrest if killed and tbagged
  • Can be found around docks
  • Is always wearing heavy cav armor


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The Admins
  • Superiority Complex
  • The most hated player on the server
  • No self control
  • Can be found in the secret places in maps


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The C*nts
  • Will spam "ez" every time anyone dies
  • Will also constantly backstab you
  • High possibility of camping a teleport
  • Will develop a grudge against the first person he dies to
  • Will hunt that person down for the rest of his warband career
  • Gets his dopamine from killing his target via shooting them with a musketoon
  • Knows he's inferior in melee, will run away
  • Can be found near teleporters
  • Either wears no armor at all, or wears heavy cav armor

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The Mast Traitor
  • Rushes the mast
  • Has 15 loaded rifles in his posession
  • Will shoot anyone. No mercy
  • 99.9% accuracy
  • Immune to provocation, doesn't care if he's being called a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or not
  • Gets his dopamine from shooting other mast traitors
  • Can be found on masts


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The Master Sapper
  • Doesn't care about anything besides his creation
  • Will find a nice and quiet spot
  • Usually friendly
  • Will build great works and creations such as the Hagia Sophia or the Eiffel tower if given enough time and build points
  • Can be found near sapperworks


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The Sailor
  • Hates mast traitors and marines
  • Loves being naked
  • Will betray you if he has enough naked friends around him
  • Loves a good ol' molly throw
  • Will rush the treasure chest
  • Keep an eye on him, otherwise he will unleash his secret ability upon you, the pistol to the head
  • Do not hurt or provoke his sailor buddies, if you do, they'll kill you the moment they set foot upon the ship
  • Can be found in boats or in the big ship


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The Musician
  • A morale booster to the teamers
  • Has 5k hours and is a secret melee master
  • Will be friendly unless provoked, if provoked, he will make a fool of you by killing you over and over again until you ragequit
  • Will not play the same song again once he finishes
  • Might be a head admin
  • Can be found near teamers


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The Friendly
  • A true friendly man
  • High chance of being a homosexual
  • Will T-bag until death comes upon him
  • Rather hugs you, than fight you
  • To be found on the ship and port


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The Cult Leader
  • Always has people following them around
  • Might be influencing the admins
  • Enforces 1 party political systems on the server, which regulate who is "an enemy of the State" and who isn't
  • Megalomaniac
  • Can be found somewhere on the ship while his slaves assassinate his victims.


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The Evil Sapper
  • Likes trapping people in toilets & blowing them up
  • Can dominate in melee with his axe
  • Will prop spam and waste buildpoints
  • Will tnt spam and try to crash the server if an admin pisses him off
  • Will ruin beautiful sapper creations just because he wants to
  • Basically the evil version of The Master Sapper
  • Can be found near destroyed sapper works & toilets


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The Mute
  • Doesn't speak
  • Has a dumb, funny face
  • Is a pacifist
  • Probably suffering from childhood trauma
  • Hard to find, but can be found in secret passeges


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The Medic
  • Dedicates his life to the wounded of warband
  • Is a pacifist, but will take up arms if forced to defend himself
  • High chance of being a mute
  • Usually friendly
  • Can be found near populated areas


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The Racist
  • Uses every means available to him to throw in racist innuendo
  • Says the N word at least 5 times a round
  • Usually on the ship
  • Comes online just to promote his racial propaganda


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The Copycat
  • Bases his entire personality off of another person
  • Spends 20 hours in the face editor trying to make the face of the person he's copying
  • Can be found near the person he's copying


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The Cavf*g
  • When the round starts he goes into full cardiac arrest as he tries to rush the cav slot
  • Is a psychopath
  • Feels no emotion
  • Only cares about speed and k/d
  • Tries to imitate the charge of the Rohirim but dies instantly
  • Charges the guy he died to to get revenge but again, fails miserably
  • More hated than admins


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The Types 2
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The Girls
  • Men pretending to be women
  • Are only friendly to other female characters
  • Unironically likes female faces
  • Will sterilize and neuter any male character on sight
  • Usually holds the ship


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The Noob
  • Has 500 hours but plays like he has 10
  • He's so bad at melee that he's good
  • Somehow kills everyone, but no one knows how
  • High ping
  • Has never blocked in his life, constantly spins and spams instead
  • Reaction time of a blind, 200 year old turtle


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The Russian
  • Only speaks their language
  • Never heard of the English language
  • Goes rifleman all round
  • Every sent message consists out of at least 3 lines of Cyrillic letters
  • IQ probably below 90
  • Can be found in watch towers


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The Turk
  • Can speak English, but very broken.
  • Will curse at you for the rest of the round in Turkish if you happen to kill them
  • Will probably start insulting Kurds out of nowhere
  • Might slowly be taking over TP
  • Usually associated with autoblock cheats


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The Evil Medic
  • Will seek injured people that are expecting a heal, but will instead kill them swiftly and pretend like nothing happened
  • Will ruin duels by trying to get a free kill
  • Feigns innocence but is diabolical
  • Can be usually found in populated areas like docks or ship, these are his 'hunting grounds'

How to:
How to avoid backstabs

  • Be aware of your surroundings
  • Avoid teaming with sketchy people
  • Don't mess with sailors
  • If you see someone going up the mast you should probably keep your head down

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How to be a c*nt

  • Wear heavy cav armor
  • Kill musicians and medics
  • Have a default face
  • Type 'ez' everytime you kill someone

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How to avoid arguments

  • Don't be a c*nt
  • Divert the conversation
  • Blame someone else
  • T Bag your way to friendliness

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The End
Well, that was that. Now you know exactly how to survive the rare and dangerous species to be found in Tropical Paradise.

Credits:
  • tezi
  • 1_210


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This guide is WIP and may be updated in the future.
There was no harm intented with any of the photoshopped images.
48 Comments
Veronaxd 14 Mar, 2022 @ 3:12pm 
No ban
MARCO 14 Mar, 2022 @ 3:03pm 
SOMEONE ADD ARTILLERYMAN
[1stEB]steffen_of_frisia 10 Mar, 2022 @ 12:51pm 
very accurate
Veronaxd 24 Jan, 2022 @ 1:12pm 
evet sus la abi
Dunk 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36am 
lmao
MARCO 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56pm 
where are arty?
Krabby Pattyson 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02am 
Epic!
Reformist 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm 
Very gud !
Gatsu 21 Jul, 2021 @ 9:49am 
ban copycats plz
Gatsu 21 Jul, 2021 @ 9:49am 
i lost it when i saw Max lol