Titanfall® 2
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how to drive new people out of the game as a veteran
От suchikachi
hello everyone!!!!

this an elite guide to show yalls little baby asses how to make titanfall die even quicker than it has been for the past few years
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introdcution
today i will show long time veterans of titnafall how to make new users cry themselves to sleep and make themselves wonder why they even bothered with the free weekend in the first place instead of just sticking to apex leg ends

checcklist!!
you must make sure to havbe these things before making innocent playuers cry:

  • must be G100.49
  • must know how to slide hop like frothyomen but on crack cocaine
  • must be toxic whenever you die
  • must be toxic whenever you die to new players
  • must be toxic whenever you die to a weapon that requires skill to play
  • must be toxic

if you comply with all of theese then you will be on your way to becoming a real pilot. now follow the 5 easy sdteps below!

step 1) equip sweaty loadout, make sure to jerk yourself off whenever you get a kill with the smart pistol



stpe 2) play live fire and coliseum exclusively



step 3) after getting any kill, even grunts or spectres, make sure to t bag your dead enemy's corpse



step 4)?? ?/?

step5 ) profit



hope you guys can take away something from the guide 🙏🏽🙏🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

UPDATE: yall copin way too hard bruh my bandwidth complaining that it gotta transfer all yall dorky ahh messages through its cables 💀
Комментариев: 169
EpicGamesAble 5 авг в 16:38 
direcvtions unclear: started jerking off at my desk
Potsy9 31 июл в 21:29 
most sane steam comment section
Darkwalker 28 июл в 7:14 
ha ha, but really.... why would you do that? WHY-
Evergreen 27 июл в 6:56 
thanks! now i can bring down the best mech FPS game of all time even quicker!
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpers 25 июл в 17:05 
this is mainly why I only play frontier (because i suck ass at the game 1 and there are too many good players for me 2 keep up)
Motobug 14 янв в 12:17 
I had maybe thought it was a joke and I guess that part of my head was right so sorry XD
suchikachi  [создатель] 14 янв в 6:19 
i hate people who cant recognise irony
Motobug 12 янв в 8:02 
Why are you trying to kill the best game on Earth
%COLOR(6C6C8D)pivomaster 27 авг. 2024 г. в 14:09 
amogus when
suchikachi  [создатель] 16 июн. 2024 г. в 4:18 
3 years on and i wonder how skinless is doing