From Paris to Moscow this piece of lip hair has seen it all, from crimes against humanity to an underground bunker far below Berlin.

"What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, and any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine, the Medic more than makes up for with a bottomless supply of giant needles and a trembling enthusiasm for plunging them into exposed flesh. Raised in Stuttgart, Germany during an era when the Hippocratic oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion, the Medic considers healing a generally unintended side effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity."

If some how you get offended by this please follow these steps:
1. Close steam.
2. Hit your windows key located on the bottom left of your keyboard.
3. Look for this http://puu.sh/82mZK.png then click on Shut Down.
4. Proceed to go outside and go for a walk and realize its no longer 1942.