Do you envision the council? As described by the expertly designed image, it is a contingent of Englishman, who congregate together and scheme the realms downfall. Oh how they draw up schematics, procure weaponry and hire Uruks to erode the very foundations of our pristine society. This council in question desires one purpose, to subjugate all non Englishman and coerce them to work in their factories indefinitely, for their puppets to effectively become their thralls, working minimum wage and enduring the leathery caress of the spindled whip. We will not be subjugated Englishman, we will arise from the soil and resurrect the horde of Terracotta warriors, who reside, slumbering in the soil, prepared to be our salvation for when the realms darkest moment arrives.

When one is seduced by their biological relative, ensnared by their captivating charms and succumbing to their lust, they experience drastic side effects. Initially, they are minor and intangible, purely psychological maladaptions, but gradually their physical state alters irrevocably. Their skin turns to a pigment of dark green, their tongue becomes forked, scales erupt from their skin and they develop into the embodiment of their malformed, ghastly mind. Effectively, they polymorph into a beast of woe, a tyrant of the mossy swamps. Shy away in fear onlookers at the image below, for this captive lizardman is a steady reminder of the detrimental repercussions of mating with ones cousin.

Observe above, an archaic manuscript, acquired from the Caribbean Islands. Many archaeologists succumbed to the tide and met their demise, battling against the dreaded Kraken, in an attempt in excavating this significant script. The manuscript, nay the relic, should be regaled as a divine source, one that depicts the modern state of the world. Observe the locations where the native denizens have fallen to the seductresses honey scented whispers, where they have procured abominations due to the temptresses wily gaze. Now, it is time to depict the truth.

Observe what occurs to the families of such accursed offspring, they develop abnormalities, irregularities in their bone structure, in their psychologically warped mind, why, it is even dubious if these individuals are even sentient enough to formulate articulate sentences, let alone comprehend these.


This pack of canines were once a revered Swedish family, residing from Malmo, a family who emanated a radiant light, that depicted their holy stature. Then, the inconceivable occurred, the members of this Swedish family grew infatuated with each other, to such an extent that they began to copulate with each other frequently. As such, due to their transgressions against the holy sanctity of Duna, they were polymorphed into a group of canines and were subsequently domesticated by the Swedish royal family and trained to perform an array of tricks for an audience of esteemed royal family members.


The individual above was once an Iranian man, who fell to the temptations of his cousin, sneaking out his window in the midst of night, to perform illicit acts of romance with his beguiling cousin. Overtime, he encountered the same fate as many before him, polymorphing into the apparition you sight today.


Nay onlookers, this image is not the Grinches identical cousin, nor does he wish to thieve Christmas under our wary gaze, this was instead an boy residing from the Indian isles. Similar to many of his brethren, he grew infatuated with his aunt, procuring love letters for her and becoming mesmerised by the sway of her bulky hips. After many months of intercourse, his aunt accidentally scratched him on the forearm, invoking a long archaic Indian incantation, that caused him to sprout hair throughout his body and transform into a werewolf of the Indian canyons. May Rajoul here be forever at ease and enjoy his newfound life as a beast of the rocky hilltops.


This image here was Abdul, the Londoner, who after copulating with not one, but several of his siblings transformed into this abhorrent fiend you view here today. Nay, this is not a naive, innocent youngling, but is instead a cyclops, scheming to wreak havoc upon the streets of London. The cyclops, attempting to camouflage within his surroundings has adorned a googly eye, as a replacement for the loss of his left eye during the polymorphic transformation. However, fret not, for his disguise is inherently shoddy and transparent to the masses. Be wary if you sight an individual of this calibre, for they surely bear a malignant intent.

Harkon to me mindful call, I reiterate once more, do not fall into the pit of depravity and be bewitched by your family relations, lest you wish to emerge as a hulking, insidious apparition, who is chased out of villages by a pitchfork and torch wielding throng. Furthermore, do not view the Cousins Need For Seed in good faith, for it is an attempt to dishevel our immaculately placed values, projecting our once revered principles unto the wind. Remain robust and cater to the whims of the hedge knights and perhaps then you will be fortified enough to resist the smouldering glance of ones family relation.