Meditation is a great way to calm down and ease your anxieties, such as not being able to play Hunt Showdown with your friends [that may or may not exist.]

Here is a meditation playlist for you to listen to, preferably in a dark room and an uncomfortable position:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58dAcjgtfbk

Maybe you could even imagine playing Hunt Showdown, sneaking through a filthy, wet field to get the drop on the bounty carrier except this time there are no nasty crows waiting for you!

[This may or may not be true.]

Here is Cormac Begley playing the concertina, an instrument you have heard before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQLMUHQtKKg

Even if you don't want to become a musician, getting a priceless/cheap instrument and learning a few tunes on it can be satisfying, and it won't even take that long. Then whenever you get bored, you can start shredding your violin or whatever to amuse/fustrate yourself for a few minutes or maybe even longer.

This is the hard part.
If ANYONE says the servers are back you must not trust them UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
It is all a cruel joke to trick you into logging back in.

With this in mind, it could get very hard to not take a break from Hunt Showdown. Considering you just got ratted/outnumbered/shot in the back/killed by a hiding player for the last 9 games it is imperative you play as soon as possible to break the bad hoodoo going on in your head. [make sure to spam chaos bolts just to show your confidence, 10 is a pretty nice, lucky number.]

Unfortunately you may have been waiting for over an hour for the server to come back by now, unable to fulfill your broken spirit. If you do any of these things you will only return to the empty suffering, without the rush of a fresh bounty in your pocket.

It seems it couldn't get any better..
But, there is one thing you can do to ease this pain.

Pray to him and he will take pity on you.

Maybe he will restore the servers.

If he does, make sure to buy the legendary Reverend skin asap and play as nothing but the Reverend for the rest of your days to show your reverence and appreciation.
P.S. If you kill another Reverend by accident(?), make sure to say 10 hail mary's and beg for forgiveness from God. Reverends have to stick together in the Bayou to make up for their lack of combat experience.

That is my sermon for today, cheekychristian27 out