Hearts of Iron IV

Hearts of Iron IV

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How to get girls to start talking to you
By Grim Reaper
are you struggling to get girls to even look at you? well then this guide is for you.
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Step 1: Uninstall Hearts of Iron 4
the first thing you have to do is uninstall Hoi4 from your steam library. this will make your chances of girls talking to you go from 0% to 90%.
Step 2: Basic hygiene
take a shower, brush your teeth, put on some deodorant, and shave yourself.
Step 3: Style
first go ahead and wash your hair, after that get a haircut that fits you.

select some clothes that also fit you while also making you look respectable. you really don't want to be going around in a star wars shirt, instead you can replace it with something as simple as a shirt with just black on it.
Step 4: Go outside or go on social media
you can either find girls outside or on social media. once you have picked someone, just go up to them and start talking to them. or in the case of social media go ahead and just text them.

your chances of them talking to you right now are about 100%.

Great job, you just had a girl talk to you and my job here is done.
112 Comments
a girl named drool 19 Nov @ 9:16pm 
super helpful, thank you !! ^-^
Von Troka 7 Nov @ 9:00pm 
The extra manpower is always needed
Ban Josip Jelačić 4 Nov @ 10:28am 
where are the focuses to remove my debuffs??? pls help
Agent X 20 Oct @ 1:41pm 
actually i banged a girl how played hearts of iron 4 :steambored:
Krazyclan 4 Oct @ 7:43am 
Unclear Guide: What is a Female?
Fergus 24 Aug @ 5:37pm 
Zog clear imo
Kaiser1914 23 Aug @ 10:12pm 
Unclear Guide, I'm on civilian difficulty and it isn't working.
Also invaded Poland, France, Luxembourg, Belgium, Denmark, Netherlands, Northern Italy, Austria, Czecoslavakia, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Norway, Belarus, Eastern Russia, Caucas Region, Ukraine, and half of western Russia.
chris_63 [Half-Life NPC] 12 Aug @ 12:37pm 
Unclear guide, i accidentally invaded poland in real life.
Kako's Uso 7 Aug @ 1:44am 
Unclear guide i did all the steps and I'm still alone
Crafty_Consumer 6 Aug @ 2:21am 
No time for girls brothers! Fortress Luxembourg awaits!