Pixel Strike 3D

Pixel Strike 3D

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How not to get in a game with sweaty 8 year old
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Loading into matches with "Kieran2015" ? Yes same, go do one kid.
   
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Step 1
So the best way to go about this is getting friends your age. I started with the hardest one, sorry. I know you're a little loner, it's ok bro :)
Step 3
What's that? I missed step 2?
Step 2
Play at the right time. By my understanding, these sweaty 8 year old are usually offline at 7pm because they are 8. I go to bed at 7:30pm so I get that blissful half hour! Another time-wise choice would be 4-6am, because little boys need nap time. Also, around 12 noon will be a bit of peace, they will have to run into mummy's arms and be breast-fed for a good chunk of the day. If you are lucky, you will also get a 20 odd minute break at 3pm because that's usually when they get their diaper changed.
Step 4
What? We haven't had step 3? Well this can be step 3's step 4's version of step 3, ok? Right good. Step 4/3 is a bit of a bonus, because it isn't how to match with other age-groups, but it is how to know if you are currently matching with the younger age group. A telltale sign would usually be them having xX__Xx in their name, or being a YT__. This is usually because at such a young age, you are unaware of how wet you are being. A second sign would be the way they chat and play. Normally an 8 year old will say things like "I am 8 and I suck at this game" Or something along these lines, they may also run in circle with a sweaty pay-to-win gun, or camp in the corner of the map and kiss my boots.