If you want to hear some really terrible jokes don't read this.
If you're really bored, you're gonna wanna read this.

I made this because some people always saw that their really terrible at this game. But there are much worse people out there. Most of this guide is actually from real players that I have played with. As a player with almost .5k hrs, that's not the way the game/mode is played.

Also, this may be a list of stuff you would want to do to make your friends laugh or pissed off.
You'll never know.

Also, here is Nick and Rochelle.

Ok, so when you get the hunter. don't even pounce anyone. Kill an infected that was harming someone on the other team. If they kill you, don't get butthurt. You always have another few seconds before your team tries to kick you. Give a very legit excuse like saying you had to go to the bathroom and you let your fish play for you. Even if you don't even have a fish just say that, people fall for it and think your serious. Anyways, back to the hunter, just start jumping all over the map and enjoy yourself. Like no one gives an absolute ♥♥♥♥, and they shouldn't because you aren't benefiting the team or the other team, so you're in the middle. (people really tend to do this on Rooftop). Also, as a hunter, in Dead Center versus, is the best class mostly because it's very bright so the other team won't see the hunter when they wear very dark clothes.

Another good tip for the hunter is that you should act like you are new to the game and act like you don't even know that you have to crouch to pounce. So just keep jumping in place, trust me, you won't get kicked.

Alrighty when you're a charger. Just go to the other team like you're about to charge them, but just turn around and charge backwards. No, don't even do that, just freaking hold the charger the whole time. Then when you come near a teamate of yours, spawn and just punch the infected that spawned. When you punch, kill the infected. Want another excuse? Say your ex was playing and that was the reason why she's your ex.

(Note: Some people still think that your bad when you miss a Death Charge and when those people speak, don't listen to then. They're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try-hards.)

Also, in Dead Center and Rooftop. When you get charger hold it for the whole round and then when you see the moment to death charge, don't. Just miss completely.

Protip: always start your charge attack as far from your target as possible. Give them pleeenty of time to simply move a few steps to the right or left, letting you miss them completely.

Meh, can't really think of anything hilarious to do. I mean the spitter is a raggity ass ♥♥♥♥♥ who always got drunk and threw up. Then the ♥♥♥♥♥ died and became a zombie, a special zombie, and that's why that ♥♥♥♥♥ is a spitter and has saggy tits.

(That's a lot of censors >_>)

I can only think of one thing, it's that you can just play with your acid. No one will actually notice.
Also, stay near the other team who is doing the campain, so they can hear you moan.

As a spitter, you should also go up to the other team and start jumping like you're saying it's time to party or something.

As a jockey, you want to the dumbest ♥♥♥♥ out there. Just keep crouch jumping around the area. If you accidently hit a person from the other team. You failed.You SUCK (lol no you don't, don't worry). But it's ok, you should actaully just get yourself caught on fire and then you start crouch jumping, cause what's better then fireBALLS (bad joke I know). But a jumping fireball is probably the most terrifying thing you will ever see. If you haven't seen it, sucks to be you.

Another thing you can do as a jockey is start breaking a door and just keep hitting the door even though there is no door. You should just keep standing in place. If someone asks, say you're lagging.

Smokers are zombies that are good pulling people to a place. So if you're really smart. You would go in front of the other team and smoke them so that they can come to a closer distance to the end. Boy! Does that sound like a nice idea? Your team will think that you're so good that they will start a vote saying "Kick player" and then you're gone.

As a boomer. You always have to remember that you have a lot of health, the amount of health that you are basically imortal and no one would kill you. Also when you boom. Go far distance, so it's harder to aim for them and you can throw up like 50 meters away (pffffffffffffft).

In any case, the actual boom is mostly useless. The boomer truly shines when you are scratching survivors with your melee attack. With your enormous health pool, you can do massive damage to them by simply running at them and scratching over and over and over!

Tank is a stealth class, so try and hide a lot. The various cars are great hiding places as they are completely immobile! Fire actually makes your punches stronger, so make sure you bathe in the flames! Noobish survivors will actaully stupidly try to throw molotovs at you. Even if they miss go run through the flames! And another note about fire: Even if the survivors don't have any molotovs, some levels acutally have random fires here and there! So don't let the dumb survivors stop you from your "flame on!"moment.

You might see a flashing white bar on your screen. This is your rage! Hide from the survivors and try not to hit them as this resets your rage bar. Once the flashing white bar is empty, you will gain massive amounts of extra damage, which your fellow infected will have no choice but to respect. They may try and votekick you out of jealousy! This is how you know you did it right.

On levels with water (ie. Swamp Fever and the Parish) hop on in for a swim as the Tank and become..... AQUA TANK! Suvivors wont know what hit them. (all special infected have an exclusive AQUA version, so make sure to try them all out!)

When your teamate gets incapped keep spamming E and then if it's Rochelle down you can make it look..........very.................interesting.

When you're Coach, always remember that you love cheeseburgers. So when you see a zombies, pretend it's a cheeseburger and let it hit you a bunch of times until you get 100 burgers. (It actually works!)

As Nick, you should know that Nick likes......females. Remember that when a female infected hits Nick (such as spitter) remember that it reduces the health bar to red. If it's red, you will go down to the ground because of how nice it feels. (THIS ONE WORKS!! THANKS TOAD.)

As Ellis, there is an easter egg on Dead Center about riding a car. But Ellis is a magician with vechicles so he doesn't need to fill gas up. So just stand on top of the car and car and keep shooting it and it will cause you get damage. So when you do this, it means you did it right!

My first guide......yeah.
Feel free to comment suggestions.
Feel free to saw how bad it was.
And, thanks for your time.

~Colorz~

"Dood thanks alot for making this guide i'm gonna be the best player out there thanks to you"
~ Pa4oo