Step 1:
Download King Of Crabs on steam.

Step 2:
Have at least 2 hours in the game.

Step 3:
Achieve king crab status in a single game.

Now that you have the essentials to start your transformation to CRAB! You can either stay as a good crab player or continue to the next section.

This thing that comes right after the essentials is the most important thing. And if u don't succeed, u will be a degenerate FOREVER!

U have to go to a crab farm then grab the crab and make out with it. Once it stops tearing your skin apart you stop. Now that you have your first girlfriend you are allowed to continue on the transformation

what a funny moment...
there is no part 2 and i just saw u make out with a crab.
lolz
pog
cya when that goes viral on insta...