Hello, and welcome to my guide, aptly titled 'A Comprehensive Guide To Avoid Becoming Sexually Aroused Whilst Playing: 'Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege'. If you are one of the many individuals struggling with 'post-match loss Horniness', or intermittent sexual arousal that may be occurring while in a match, as a means of coping with stress induced from long hours of play: than this is the guide for said individual. Feel welcomed to continue reading, and be welcomed.

There may be "naysayers" or, as some parties playing 'Video-games' may say "Epic whip nae-nae'rs", whom may not necessarily agree with this guide or may even come to a mutual consensus that it's some sort of a joke; however, this is simply not the case. There are many "Gamers" right now, in their match, in their game, present in the monotony that is waiting between match times, ban phases, drone/ preparation phases, etcetera, that all pimp-players are all too familiar with while playing the game 'Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege', shift-tabbing into the Steam Overlay searching up in the web-browser for their favourite avenue of browsing lewd and lascivious illustrations of their favourite 'Rainbow Six Hentai'. This, previously stated, monotonous "Gameplay mechanics" can easily ensare the innocent player into relieving some of that stress by even clicking through the Steam community pages for the 'Video-game', and mistakenly stumble upon his/ her's favourite 'Operator' illustrated being engaged in some-sort of [deviant] coition, or illustrated being scantily-clad.

There are many scenarios that may prompt a player to "give-in" to his boredom, and his stress whilst playing, and we will go over those very scenarios that stimulate players to, quote, "touch themselves", and how to avoid them with a precise and in-depth dissection of how and why. This guide will help you, the player, and many others to explore many solutions to combat the horny.

In advance, a disclaimer; or an aforemention, if you will, I do apologise for setting this guide's photo as the brilliant Keanu Reeves, I do understand that the use of this beautiful man's photography is a bit of an oxymoron, or contradictory in this case, because it may make some horny. He is an inspiration and a genius; but he can also make us horny.

The [fictional] Operator who is known by the fictitious alias 'Dokkaebi' is a common cause for concern when it comes to players, and their horny levels. She is the most common amongst players for being lusted for, sexually-adored, and being the most popular Operator in the "art community" for being illustrated in a dark-risqué fashion. This character is armed with "dorky" glasses, and a rather tight wet-suit to deceive players to believe that Dokkaebi has a more buxom figure than what is imagined. Do not fret, because there is a solution (like previously promised in the foreword) for this feeling you may be getting in your pants for an inanimate object on your Gaming Monitor. There is three bullet points/ tips I want to go over with you to tame the sudden rush of visual-stimulus that is resulting from your boredom or frustration with competitive matches. These three bullet-points are as follows:

• Stop
• Ponder/ Evaluate
• Revise

When this sudden attack of "horniness" comes, be sure to remember these three points. Remember firstly to 'stop'. Yes, stop, turn your attention away, hands off your keyboard, just stop. Secondly you want to 'Ponder/ Evaluate', what exactly is turning you on about this disturbed Korean wench? It's nothing more than a picture, why bother? Why get so horny? We have to 'Ponder/ Evaluate' one thing with this vile wench: Dokkaebi is known for something nefarious under the bottom of her wet-suit, she is known for taking twenty toilet visits and not cleaning her ass, she has a thick, old, coat, layer, film of crusted ♥♥♥♥ under her wet-suit, because she is also going commando and the odour is present within a 25 metre radius. Now, 'Revise', take that information and apply it, re-write, edit your "horniness" to "smoothness", smooth it out, take your rough copy (that being "horniness") and sort it out.

Another excellent tool we can use to our advantage to combat against Dokkaebi is to, in fact, ban her from the match, every match! You have the power to do away with that snob in the ban-phase, so do it, ban her and go into your games files, deep in the files, get access to your files, and destroy all assets of Dokkaebi from the game! Just drag and drop her into your recycling bin!

You may be reading this second section of the guide, and asking yourself, "What? Oregon? Does he mean the map Oregon from the game? What does that have to do with anything?", good question! What does the map Oregon and your intermittent sexual arousal have to do with the map in the game? It's quite simple. The map Oregon, on defense of course, has the option to choose the 'Kids dorm' as your defensive location. You may, or you may not be a sicko, the mere words 'Kids Dorm' may have you want to fulfil the now present urge of your deep, dark, fantasies. There is an easy solution for this distraction, very simple, you have the power of map bans. Just ban Oregon when it is in the map pool, and carry on with playing a fun match without any worry of a need to fulfil your deep, dark, fantasies.

A key tactic that can be used, works one hundred percent out of one hundred percent, best way to tackle your coping-mechanism, your coping-mechanism to fill your boredom or lust, is to, simply, instead of using your fingers on your keyboard, and clicking enter, looking at all that 'Rainbow Six' Pornography is to quickly opt out of that tab, continue to another, search for videos of ladies farting, and defecating. This will instantaneously turn you off, you'll be relieved, ah, then you'll be thinking: "Why did I want to do that in the first place?". A similar tactic to combat the urge is to get a family member to come into your room and rip a nasty ass, smell, the smell, this will instantaneously turn you off as well, and you'll ponder in relief: "Why did I want to waste my time looking at Rainbow Six farts when there's the real thing".

Another common point of interest amongst players is the fictitious Operator, playable in the game, with fictitious alias: 'IQ'. The player base just can't get enough of this buxom blonde. Especially her elite skin, has the players all worked-up, has most players edging. Five out of ten players you encounter, with the fourty-two percent chance of getting into a match where a player is playing as, and using IQ's elite skin, is touching themselves to her. It may seem that you just can't control yourself when IQ comes knocking on your doorstep; however, you can! An easy to remember strategy you can employ right now in your next match, not only to overcome your "horny level", but a strategy that wins all of your competitive matches is: "Ick". You may be scratching your head at this funny-sounding word; but there is an effective use for this word. The alias 'IQ' sounds a lot like 'Ick' when you sound it out. Remember "Ick" the next time you want to touch yourself to IQ, because that b!tch is ICKY, and she stinks like sh!t.

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