Step One: Do poopy dance, go outside

Step Two: Dig the ditch

Step Three: Pick up the dead cat that rolled across keyboard and put it in the ditch.

Step Four: Take a fat dump on the cat in the ditch, The poop must be at least 11.69 Cm.

OPTIONAL Step Five: If you want, You can also take a fat piss on the dead cat, You have to keep pissing for at least 16.37 seconds.

Step Six: Put dirt back, leave massive dump and a lake full of piss there.

Step Seven: Make gravestone with massive dump and dead cat that rolled across keyboard.

Step Eight: Salute the fallen solder.