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How to have happy guests
By cmdblocc
A guide to HAPPINESS
   
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Chapter 1: Read their feeble, mortal minds.
Always be sure to read your guest's mind. It can help you in various ways, including but not limited to: Helping you know when to raise the prices on your rides, Whether the toilets need cleaning, or they simply just don't want to stay any longer in your filthy park. If the latter occurs, skip to the "Bathing" chapter of this guide.

Sometimes it may be necessary to terminate a guest. Instructions on how to do so are included in both chapters two and three of this guide.

Looks like it's bath time!



Chapter 2: Give them a hot (or cold) bath
Always remember this: Bathe your guests in deadly extremely hot or extremely cold liquids. This can be a good punishment for those pesky vandals and annoying gusts that vomit after every one of your two hundred Vertical Drop Coasters.

A guest enjoying their punishment relaxing bath
Chapter 3: Entertaining your Prisoners Happy Guests
And finally, one of the most crucial parts of having happy guests is to entertain them.
This, is both why they are there and also your job as an
A MUSE min EEEER
    You can entertain guests by doing the following:
    • Building rides

    • Hiring Entertainers

    • Selling overpriced food and souvenirs.
        Pictured below are some INCREDIBLY happy guests.
B A N K R U P T C Y
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3 Comments
daniellezmitrovich 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25pm 
love bath.
zepto 17 Jul, 2021 @ 5:43pm 
Thanks! Now i have so many (dead) quests in my (soil) park, but i cant understand, why is police is kinda interesting in arresting me:TheSmiley:
cmdblocc  [author] 28 Feb, 2021 @ 2:45pm 
Tell me what you thought of the guide in the comments!