Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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What units can a Boxer out-box? ***UPDATED AT LAST***
By owl boy
In this guide, I shall determine which units are theoretically better (and worse) than the Boxer unit, depending on their price.

Control variables:

- The number of units should be as close to equal in price as possible. If the price between one less unit and one more unit is the same, there will be an extra to make up for it. I am NOT equalising prices by scaling up the number of units--as this would be infeasible due to the quality of my PC ;)

- The distance between each unit should be equal and formatted in lines of five.

- The fighting shall occur on the Simulation Sandbox map, as to avoid any implications concerning the terrain.

- The battle shall be repeated five times, with the majority of wins deciding the victor.
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Award
Favorite
Favorited
Unfavorite
Tribal
Clubber:



Wins: 3/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 6
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Red

Protector:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 6
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Blue

Spear Thrower:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 4
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Blue

Stoner:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 3
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Blue

Bone Mage:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue

Chieftain:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Mammoth:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 5
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red
Farmer
Halfling:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 9
Price Difference: N/A

Farmer:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 6
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Blue

Hay Baler:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 3
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Red

Potionseller:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 110 in favour of Red

Harvester:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Wheelbarrow:



Wins: 3/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

Scarecrow:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 3
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Red
Medieval
Bard:



The little coward forfeit.

Squire:



Wins: 3/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 5
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Archer:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 3
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Red

Healer:



Does this man look like he boxes to you? He doesn't even have a face-guard.

Knight:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 200 in favour of Blue

Catapult:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

The King:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 3
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue
Ancient
Shield Bearer:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 5
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Sarissa:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 4
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Blue

Hoplite:



Wins: 2/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 3
Price Difference: 90 in favour of Blue

Snake Archer:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue

Ballista:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: N/A

Minotaur:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 4
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 200 in favour of Red

Zeus:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 4
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 200 in favour of Blue
Viking
Headbutter:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 5
Price Difference: N/A

Ice Archer:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 3
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Blue

Brawler:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 10 in favour of Red

Berserker:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Valkyrie:



Wins: 3/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Longship:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

Jarl:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 3
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue
Dynasty
Samurai:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 3
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Red

Firework Archer:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 3
Price Difference: 90 in favour of Blue

Monk:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Ninja:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Dragon:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

Hwacha:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 3
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue

Monkey King:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 4
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 200 in favour of Blue
Renaissance
Painter:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 9
Price Difference: N/A

Fencer:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 3
Price Difference: N/A

Balloon Archer:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Musketeer:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Halberd:



Wins: 3/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Jouster:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

Da Vinci Tank:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 9
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red
Pirate
Flintlock:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 5
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Blunderbuss:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 3
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Blue

Bomb Thrower:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Harpooner:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue

Cannon:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

Captain:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 3
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue

Pirate Queen:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 6
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 200 in favour of Red
Spooky
Skeleton Warrior:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 6
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Blue

Skeleton Archer:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 3
Price Difference: 90 in favour of Blue

Candlehead:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Vampire:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Pumpkin Catapult:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

Swordcaster:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

Reaper:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 6
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 200 in favour of Red
Wild West
Dynamite Thrower:



Wins: 3/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 5
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Miner:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Cactus:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Gunslinger:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 200 in favour of Blue

Lasso:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Deadeye:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: N/A

Quick Draw:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 3
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Red
Legacy
Peasant:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 15
Price Difference: N/A

Banner Bearer:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 5
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Poacher:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 4
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Blue

Blowdarter:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 10 in favour of Red

Pike:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue

Barrel Roller:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Red

Boxer:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win/Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: N/A

Flag Bearer:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Pharaoh:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Red

Wizard:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 3
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Red

Chariot:



Wins: 2/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 4
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: N/A

Thor:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 5
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Tank:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 13
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue

Super Boxer:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 22
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

Dark & Super Peasant:



Let's face it... this isn't going to happen.
Good
Devout Gauntlet:



Wins: 2/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Celestial Aegis:



Wins: 3/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue

Radiant Glaive:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Righteous Paladin:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Red

Divine Arbiter:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

Sacred Elephant:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 4
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 200 in favour of Blue

Chronomancer:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 7
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Red
Evil
Shadow Walker:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Exiled Sentinel:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue

Mad Mechanic:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Void Cultist:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Red

Tempest Lich:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

Death Bringer:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 4
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 200 in favour of Blue

Void Monarch:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 7
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Red
Secret
Ballooner:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 4
Price Difference: 30 in favour of Blue

Bomb On A Stick:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 3
Price Difference: N/A

Fan Bearer:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Raptor:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

The Teacher:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Jester:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 2
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue

Ball 'n' Chain:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Red

Chu Ko Nu:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Red

Executioner:



Wins: 3/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Red

Shouter:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Taekwondo:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Raptor Rider:



Wins: 2/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: N/A

Cheerleader:



Mistook pom-poms for boxing gloves.

Cupid:



The Boxer refused to fight... a modern day Romeo and Juliet.

Mace Spinner:



Wins: 3/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

CLAMS:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Present Elf:



Wins: 3/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Ice Mage:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 1
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 200 in favour of Blue

Bank Robbers:



Wins: 2/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Witch:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

Banshee:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 200 in favour of Blue

Necromancer:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 3
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Red

Wheelbarrow Dragon:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 3
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Blue

Bomb Cannon:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 3
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue

Cavalry:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 4
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: N/A

Vlad:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 4
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: N/A

Gatling Gun:



Wins: 5/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 4
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 200 in favour of Blue

Blackbeard:



Wins: 2/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 6
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Red

Samurai Giant:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 7
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Red

Ullr:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 7
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Red

Lady Red Jade:



Wins: 4/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 8
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Red

Sensei:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 8
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Red

Shogun:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 8
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Red

Tree Giant:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 9
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 50 in favour of Red

Artemis:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 12
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Blue

Ice Giant:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 13
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Blue
Secret Pt. 2 (Updated Units)
Infernal Whip:



Wins: 0/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 2
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Red

Solar Architect:



Wins: 1/5
Status: Lose
Red Units: 3
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 150 in favour of Red

Skeleton Giant:



Wins: 3/5
Status: Win
Red Units: 4
Blue Units: 1
Price Difference: 100 in favour of Red
Conclusion
The Boxer is absolutely epic and definitely worth the price of 450 (ambiguous).

That is all. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
43 Comments
rsking2012 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12pm 
I did:steamthumbsup:
EmperorSquiddio 2 Jul, 2023 @ 5:17pm 
anyone else read the whole thing
Bot Hunter 22 Jan, 2023 @ 10:54pm 
Bot Hunter 22 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52pm 
like it 1/5 against clubber
Bot Hunter 22 Jan, 2023 @ 10:52pm 
ok so i haven't fully finished it, but the results do seem to change a bit
Bot Hunter 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:19pm 
alright thanks
owl boy  [author] 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:03pm 
yeah no for sure, go ahead! id be interested to see how the results change
Bot Hunter 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:56pm 
hey do you mind if i do this? i have a good enough P.C. that i can make the prices equal by upping the amount of both units, this will help me get more info.
crcombs 24 Dec, 2022 @ 5:49am 
i dint read i just looked at the pictures of the boxer and other units being beat up
now you menstruate 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:09pm 
the boxer can win against the jarl if ur behind the wheel