The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

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Important Information, Mod Support, Funny lines
By Adam Jensen 007 and 1 collaborators
Hello Traveler,
Some information about mods and the hidden version Skyrim on store!
This guide will include Important information about Skyrim, funny dialogues from Skyrim and other games
This guide I use whenever I feel sad and want to re-live some of the happiest moment in Gaming!
May your road lead you to warm sands!
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Mods Re-enable achievements!
Achievements work generally. However, apparently mods disable achievements. Please download this engine fix mods (eg: "SSE Engine Fixes (skse64 plugin)") which in can also re-enable achievements
Note in the comments someone said: SE is 64 bit and oldrim is 32 which is SE has better performance and it almost never crashes even with over 100 mods.

Note: Console Commands do not disable achievements unless you do something messes up the quest
Funny Lines
"Do You Get To The Cloud District Very Often? Oh, What Am I Saying, Of Course You Don't." I am sure Nazir has not been to the cloud district as well!

"You'll Make A Fine Rug, Cat!" (There is discrimination in Skyrim)

"Those Warriors From Hammerfell? They've Got Curved Swords. Curved. Swords."(I want one!)

"Psst! Hey. I Know Who You Are. Hail Sithis!

Iron Sword Huh? What Are You Killing? Butterflies? I agree with you

Why The Elven Blade, Huh? Nord Steel Not Good Enough For You? My response: Geez why not? It is lighter right?

Lydia to cats "I don't to know whether to pet you or beat you". I think she is a dog person

"If I Had A Sister, I'd Sell Her In A Second" said Belethor. My response: You Greedy Loser!

"By Shor, You're Hauling Around A Lot Of Junk" LOL Junk in the trunk if you play a female character!

Riekling warrior "You Bring Red Grass we Dance". Red Grass? Don't you mean Green Grass?
Funny Lines (Fall out New Vegas)
These always make me happy!

""Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick you're alive!""
"I knew someone would bring the Dead Milkmen"
LOL funniest ones ""No, ED-E, I Don't Want To Hear Your Recordings Of 'Human Mating Calls.' That's Just... Wrong."
"(Responding To "I Sell Implants") "You Sell Plants?""
"Come On, You're My Brain And I'm Your Body. This Is Meant To Be, Baby!"
LOL with Benny ""I'm a courier, remember? Don't you want me to handle your package?""
Funny Lines Borderlands 2
"I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP ... THE OCEAN!"
"Your ability to walk short distances will be Handsome Jack's downfall"
"[to Moxxie] "BIG DEAL! I CAN USE INNUENDO, TOO! TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER...B**WJOBS!" -Mr. Torgue" LOLz You tell him torgue!
Have you meet Moxxi? Nah chances are she has STDs. As Tiny would say ""SHUT THE HELL UP, MOXXI! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PROCESS! I take it back girl, I love ya.""
"You're a vault hunter! That's like a unicorn" - Scooter
"Tiny Tina- "Moxxi you forgot the part where the vault hunter kicked Piston in the balls so hard he exploded"
"NOW GO FIND A BAD GUY AND PUNCH HIM IN THE D**K! - Torgue
"The following message from Mister Torgue do not reflect the opinions of the Torgue corporation itself.'IF YOU DON'T BUY TORGUE, YOU'RE RETARDED.'The previous message from Mister Torgue do not reflect the opinions of the Torgue corporation itself."
Funny Lines in Fall Out 4
"Oh, I'm Going In Naked. Fingers Crossed I Get Super Powers!"

""Good Things Come In Small Packages. But Then, You Would Know All About Small Packages, Wouldn't You Strong?"

"Yeah, It's True. I Got Shot In The A** Last Year. Long Story."

"Broke Up With My Girl Last Night. She Kept The Cap Off The Toothpaste. You Know Who Does That? A Synth."

"Don't Worry, I Only Test The Weapons On Customers I Don't Like."

"Oh, that? That's the USS Constitution. I hear it's parked up there for tax purposes."
Funny Oblivion quotes
“Why do khajiits lick their butts?” “To get the taste of khajiit cooking out of their mouths! Ha ha ha!”

Owyn (Arena Quatermaster): "I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?"

I'm Mirabelle Monet. I run the Fo'c's'le, a boarding house for sailors. Sorry, I reserve my beds for seamen
Funny Lines Witcher 3
"Where'd You Complete Your Training? School Of The Snail?"

"A Master Monster Slayer In The World's Largest City... Looking For Rat S***... Sheesh" (LOL your talents are wasted!)

"You Smell Wonderful At This Funeral" (My Man Geralt cannot even help himself at a funeral)

"Lambert, Lambert - What A Pr***"

"Why don't you catch some frogs and shove sticks up their arses?"

Geralt and Lambert put on Yennifer's clothes haha!
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Cyrus The Great 29 Apr, 2021 @ 1:47pm 
very nice guide awarded
Adam Jensen 007  [author] 18 Mar, 2021 @ 6:14pm 
I am not sure u liked it did u honestly?
Adam Jensen 007  [author] 18 Mar, 2021 @ 6:14pm 
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Rated faved
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