Haha, I'm in Danger

Oh god no

Lmao

I once saw a unicorn. It offered to grant me a wish, so I asked for a bridge that could take me to Hawaii anytime I wanted. He said that wish was too complicated, “think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific; the concrete and steel it would take. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time to think of a wish you think would be more useful.”

So I thought a bit and said “I wish that I could understand women.”

The unicorn replied, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"

Dr.Shadowds just wants them all to himself.