!!!Before playing DOTA 2, Remember to use your anime profile pictures!!!

Everybody knows, people who use anime profile pictures are intimidating. They are a pure-breed gamer, distanced from society, spending all their time gaming and grinding. Use to your advantage.



- Use google translate to use Japanese/Korean Name, Intimidation Lvl.2

- Assert Dominance by telling people about your Waifu and how she is superior compared to their actual GFs.

- Use "popular japanese slangs" like arigathanks, also yametekudastop.

^^^^^THIS ALSO APPLIES IN ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM^^^^^

BUY AND USE CAT EARS LOADOUT FOR BEST RESULTS.[/b] [/u][/i]

This Set (https://dota2.gamepedia.com/Gifts_of_the_Shadowcat_Set)

Wraith Bands to hide your ugly face as you are a trash weeb, 2 so if they take one off, you still have a spare.

To run away from society and escape...

SIMPS and Trash Weebs are Antisocial

You should Aim for Shadowblade, because you don't want to be seen and judged by society, buy shadowblade as an escape Item

Also because attacks speed and also enemies economy will be compromised to buy sentries. Before they stock sentries, you could pick up some Roam-kills.

Aim for crits and test your luck, just like how you play your Gacha Games.

"buy aghanim shards if you actually want to win, unlike how you already lose your life."


Basically Energy Drinks for Dota 2, need stack attack speed to spam "Q" for aghanim boosted q-skill.

Now pick:

MKB: to do more damage and pierce
Butterfly: Evasion and more attack speed
BKB: Damage+ firewall against mean twitter comments.
AC: Sell hyperstone, get this for armor and buy quarterstaff for max speed.
Moonstone: Only if you become rich weeb and already collected all 5 Stars

When someone trashtalk you, don't chat them back, carry this to twitter and tumblr.



It's never your fault, your .png waifus agrees. Don't give in to the hate.

SB, then find someone, W, then Q till die Simple

If you follow this guide properly, congratulations, you definitely have lost :)


Tell them how terrible they are, intimidate them by saying your parents work for Valve, hack their accounts and steal their Arcana and sell them. With the steam money, you gain, spend more steam creds to buy cosmetic items for waifus. Good Luck.