Aka Monkedrip
Monkedrip is the cheapest drip money can buy,

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although it is cheap, it isn't quite as swag as the other options

The Swag Factor depends on material, with plainleather/dogleather being the least swag, thrumbofur/hyperweave/ultima fabric/devilstrand being the most drip and bluefur/cloth somewhere in between, in my personal opinion tunics are the most drip, as for pants, jeans are the most swag, if you make any of it with a dark material you get the "exaggerated swagger" bonus, which doesn't affect anythinh

the only viable options are flak/advanced vests, quilted vests are also okay if you're broke

you have a wide variety of drip to be the highest level, there's armor which we won't talk about, parkas are in my personal opinion the least swag, noble fur coats are the most swag you can get on da rim, thrumbofur noble coat is as drip as it gets for me

anything goes ig

same fo' that