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Aubrey has a hard head
By Oeffe
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The argument
Yoinked thumbnail art from here lol

AUBREY's head is one of the strongest weapons. (Arguably. (Don't @ me))

What? You don't believe me? You don't think AUBREY has a crushing cranium with the power of a mace? You want written proof? Maybe in the form of a certificate?
Well I got something to show you buddy. But first we have some business to do.

After completely destroying everybody at hide and seek, followed by looking around for the little weird flower boy for a while, you will find yourself at the playground once again. Here, a couple of nerds will have a sidequest for you. They lost their ball (woe is them) and now you have to do the dirty work. You enter the vast forest to the left. Then you go left. Continue to go left. Go right. Then all there is left for you to do is go left again. Cross a bridge and BOOM! ball:

Now you may be thinking: "What does this have to do with anything?"
And to that I say: "Bro, this is like the first sidequest. Haven't you done it?"
But afterwards I would say: "Let me show you."
Now, let us head back to the playground.
The proof
Welcome back to the playground. BERLY will now ask you one fateful question. Who has the hardest head? Here, the madlad KEL who is the fastest to jump to conclusions clearly the smartest pronouce AUBREY to have the hardest head. This is obviously due to KEL's huge brain and not pure coincidence or friendly banter. AUBREY quickly showcases her surpreme prowess in headbutting, a skill which can only be mastered by special hard headed people. AUBREY's achievement does not go unnoticed as BERLY provides you with indisputable proof:
The conclusion
You can now calmly go to court with this undeniable evidence of AUBREY's crainium crackability.
That is until KEL decides to join the dark side and use it as a flag.
But you have to agree it's:

So majestic... so beautiful...
The sidenote
What was the point of this?

Eh... Dunno?
11 Comments
Goober 5 Jun, 2024 @ 7:55pm 
you cannot tell me your not a lankybox fan. everyone who says thicc is a lankybox fan. (besides that cool post)
BirdWizard 10 Aug, 2022 @ 2:34am 
So majestic... so beautiful...
Redacted-Unit 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:34pm 
Holy shi-
Paletta 18 Jul, 2021 @ 4:07pm 
When Aubrey is enraged she doesn't have a hard head

She has an anti tank weapon for a head
cadaverousss 17 Jun, 2021 @ 6:45pm 
She is beauty, she is grace
She can take down an entire wall with her face
TriscuitCheese 6 May, 2021 @ 5:09pm 
but aubrey cant go to tier 3 in emoution?
RogueBio 7 Apr, 2021 @ 1:20am 
I like that this guide doesn't bring up how the move is, in gameplay terms, objectively Aubrey's best move or how to combo it with fast tier 3 anger. Such a purity of intent - you should want the Butt Certificate for its own sake!!
Ganbatte Castle 26 Mar, 2021 @ 7:35pm 
butt

butt certificate very prestigious!

butt
Loading... 27 Feb, 2021 @ 11:10am 
This analysis has truly opened my eyes to the truth.
aleisson3 13 Feb, 2021 @ 9:50pm 
The moment Kel used the certificate as a flag was one of my favorite moments from the game.

So majestic, so beautiful indeed...