MORDHAU

MORDHAU

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The Mordhau Experience
By boghazi
This guide will be an in-depth look on people you'll meet in the wonderful world of Mordhau and things you'd notice or look out for.

- Disclaimer: This guide is completely humorous with no offense intended to anyone. Information given is based on personal experience and general consensus of the stereotypes mentioned as its focus is not accuracy.
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Defaults
- Nothing better than fresh meat (unless you're a stinky vegan). Defaults are either on the verge of headbutting their monitor or completely awestruck by the Mordhau experience since what you get from buying Mordhau is a mixed bag. If you're in a team with one of them then they'll be a bigger threat than the enemy so watch out.
Traits
  • Clumsy
  • Wanderlust
  • Legally blind
Maulmen (Cronchers)
- Almost anyone who's face looks like a failed arts and crafts project is bad news. Those skull hungry predators will feed off of their victim's tears as they watch their life flash before their very eyes. To you, its the horror of your head disappearing in thin air but to them it's the soothing and meditative sound of your cranium shattering to bits.

Culprits:
Traits
  • Cunning
  • Precise
  • Bloodthirsty
Bards
- Trebuchets launching, ballistas firing, heads flying.. but you stop to notice a soothing, harmonious sound. It's the bard strumming away feeding your ears with good music. If you want to be a top-class bard you need to get LuteBot.
Traits
  • Attractive
  • Alpha energy
  • Fun at parties
Rats
- Master saboteurs and escape artists, these rodents are a builder's worst enemy. They'll shower the battlefield with traps and bombs whether it be smoke or fire. Don't let the small frame fool you because they're witty and possess superior game knowledge. They're often seen lurking in the shadows rigging enemy team archers and siege weapons far away from the main fight.
Traits
  • Sneaky
  • Witty
  • Anorexic
Knights
- No i'm not talking about a dude wearing armor, i'm talking a about a knight. An honorable fellow who abides the chivalric code. These guys won't turn down a duel in the heat of battle and will always remember the names of their worthy adversaries. You'll come to notice they fight with grace and nobility and that's how you spot a true knight.
Traits
  • Honor
  • Mercy
  • Pommel throw
Peasants
- Peasants represent the common folk, limited in resource but massive in number. These men jump into the battle dung covered with no protection. Before armor, comes will and heart and they're all heart. Just like the saying goes, fear the man who has nothing to lose as he is willing to risk it all.
Traits
  • Courage
  • Teamwork
  • Sacrifice
Sweats
- Sweats are known to be excellent cheese connoisseurs and usually wear all that armor because they're compensating for something. Ever felt like having fun in a game? Thought crossed your mind maybe? Well those are just fairy tails so its time to get face down, ass up and busy. Watch our for votekicks too.
Traits
  • Loud
  • Butthurt
  • Cheese
Boxers
You can use steel crafted swords and maces or just your steel balls to bludgeon your enemy. Chances of you winning a fight against a chaddy daddy is depended on how intimidated you are. Boxers may come unarmed but they're experts in maneuverability so make sure you're not carelessly swinging, unless you want to get fisted. After all theres no harm in letting the sun shine on those glistening juicy abs.
Traits
  • Hot
  • Daring
  • Macho
26 Comments
HectorTheAVGendowed 15 Sep, 2022 @ 2:13pm 
This is all accurate.
mass_shadow 17 Jul, 2021 @ 11:41am 
Any interest in adding Plonking Archers to the stereotypes list? Any archer?
Weegmuz 16 Jul, 2021 @ 2:08pm 
Lol, well done :mhseymour:
Sir Knight 15 Apr, 2021 @ 7:36am 
those screenshots are amazing
Cl44 23 Mar, 2021 @ 1:53am 
lel you forgot the team players (both melee and ranged, somehow extremely rare, more so the 2nd one)
wak5 18 Mar, 2021 @ 8:51am 
pogchamp guide
Willy Willson 23 Feb, 2021 @ 7:05pm 
you don't have weirdos. Bad guide.
boghazi  [author] 15 Feb, 2021 @ 9:42pm 
Thanks Mishami I ended up doing a lot of photography when traveling, nothing much
FightingDuck 14 Feb, 2021 @ 5:54am 
The Funnyland tryhard is missing
Goblin bard 13 Feb, 2021 @ 10:49pm 
when you a knight and a boxer

"to take brawler wold be dishonorable"