During your attempts to obtain wonderful women to fondle and caress your genitalia, there are important steps that one must follow. Most of which are hard to admit and truly understand. Other's are quite simple to follow. As long as you, the reader, understands the situation that you are stuck in; you will accomplish great things.

Now, please continue to step one, and follow accordingly. You will soon be on your way to achieve, "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥".

This step is crucial in order to begin your journey to greatness.

1. Get rid of that yee yee ass haircut.

This step may be a little complicated and hard to understand. Allow me to explain further:
Your haircut, is wack. You might think that you are fresh to death, but young and impressionable males might insist on the fact that you do indeed have a yee yee ass haircut. With this being said, your hairline appears as if it is a kindergartners connect the dot puzzle. Get your hair situated before one can situate themselves on you.

This step is most likely the hardest to understand, however it is the last step. You're almost there! The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that you seek are practically in your reach.

Step 2: Repeat step 1.

And it is just, that simple. Getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your ♥♥♥♥ is quite a challenging task for those such as yourself. But with the right situations, you too can acquire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.











And that's it. Thank you for reading and I hope that you have the best luck, and that your barber don't chop up yo ♥♥♥♥ too bad. Because we all know, you can't say, "Nah, this cut wack as hell, I aight payin."

I wish you all good luck on your journey, have a wonderful day.