Okay first of all, tell him your pc is glitched and that it's a virus. Show him that you're running an antivirus and then whack your pc with a nearby blunt object. Try to escape through an open window. If there aren't any around, no choice but to go for a closed one. Preferably one on the ground floor. "But Dr. Nook, what if he only heard that atrocious music because he unplugged my headphones?" Fear not, little degenerate! Simply explain to him that Craig from school sent you another one of those stupid ♥♥♥♥ memes. "But King Nook, what if i don't have a kid named Craig at my school?" Everyone has a kid named Craig at school, idiot. "But President Nook, what if i am homeschooled?" Well, then why would you ever use your pc to play this godforsaken game?! "Final question, Lord Nook, what if my mom caught me playing this game?" Tell her daddy told you about it. I hope I have expained myself sufficiently. Any other questions can be submitted to The Pope cuz i don't care about your questions. My dad caught me typing this. We all know what that means...