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The evolution of every TF2 player
By Lydia
Shows the ways in which players in tf2 tend to change over playtime
   
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Category: Gameplay Basics
Languages: English
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2 Mar, 2014 @ 4:14pm
3 Mar, 2014 @ 9:46am
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Overview
Stage 1: "a free fps!?" 
Stage 2: "I need a hat" 
stage 3: "oh... that hat isn't cool" 
Oh ♥♥♥♥, the split! 
The cool guy 
The collector 
And that last one... 
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Stage 1: "a free fps!?"

This game is free
so OF COURSE tons of new people will join every day. these are the kind of people who stand still as scout, tries to kill with the sticky jumper, and is one of the 8 snipers on your team.

but this game isn't about GAMEPLAY! it's about HATS!

they have none... end of story.
Stage 2: "I need a hat"

I NEED A HAT! AND FAST!
everyone new this was going to be on here... gibus players
and no, wearing it ironicaly doesn't count, that is something different.
stage 3: "oh... that hat isn't cool"

this is the stage where players lie just after they buy keys and unbox the seasonal crates
this is a hard one to describe due to it being such a short phase
Oh ♥♥♥♥, the split!
three different stages mark this split
1. the cool guy
2. the collector
3. the total richboy
The cool guy

Wow! so many cool tools! paint's, nametags, description tags, i can do ANYTHING!!!

basically, the best kind of player. these are the ones who understand that not everyone will respect you when all you wear is insanely expensive items that look horrible.
The collector

LEVEL 100 EVERYTHING
SELL ALL HATS FOR 2 REF
BUY ALL HATS FOR 1 WEPUN
I WILL HAVE ALL THE THINGS

these guys are weird... like, realy weird
And that last one...

They don't care about the game, they just want to scam kids out of their hats and show off how "cool" they are
These people are the reason TF2 is slowly dying a cold and painfully slow death.
way to spot these guys: they will have either a max's hat or a bills
they will have headphones
and they will have greybans

(loadouts will vary from class-to-class)
3 Comments
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Lydia  [author] 17 May, 2017 @ 8:05am 
This was fallacious hahaha but I was young and dumb
76561198261832655 1 Nov, 2016 @ 9:00am 
agreed, but contrary to "And the last one", it is NOT dying.
Brick may (HIROST BIGGEST FAN) 2 Sep, 2015 @ 5:46pm 
the game is all about hats