Gears 5

Gears 5

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How to get the full Gears of War experience
By the-red-dragon and 1 collaborators
With bonus "Hammer of Dawn" weapon for multiplayer
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Play the original trilogy
May not be as sunshine and rainbows but it's better in every single way.


(The real Beserker)
Realize Gears of War has long hit its peak
There will never be DLC like RAAMS SHADOW or a gamemode like Overun/Beast mode again.

Jinn is also extremely stinky

Fear for Gears "of War" 6
Because it might just somehow end up with even less content than how this train wreck released. Had friends that may of got Gears 5 if it didn't release so poorly. The game should of LAUNCHED with all the ♥♥♥♥ it has now.

Can't wait for Gears 6 to remove executions entirely and the rest of the attention to detail with stuff like the blood and gore system/destructible environment (what's left of it)

Oh, and remove like 5 weapons and replace them all with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gimmick weapon that doesn't work.

Do a kung fu flip in real life to escape these horrific boundaries
Play a game of chainsaw tag

This even works in Ultimate Edition

Extra: The Unspoken Language
Swinging your smoke grenade is a sign of peace

Don't cap the ring in Annex (renamed to king of the hill)

kill the host = you get kicked

All weapon spawns are replaced with the longshot

Swing your melee at the air to challenge someone to a non active reload battle (Do not kill the downed opponent)

Friendly fire is always on

Unrelated fact: Jinn is a terrible and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ leader

22 Comments
LuKeMS. 26 Feb @ 3:01am 
lmfao
just deal with it mfer
Pizza-For-Huzz :3 9 Apr, 2024 @ 7:47pm 
Best guide
Buckshot 6 Feb, 2024 @ 8:38pm 
Jinn sucks
Banana Goggles 29 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37pm 
Once more I return to enjoy the rich writing of this excellent guide. Jinn is so stinky.
Banana Goggles 1 Mar, 2023 @ 4:36pm 
Still the best guide here. Been awhile since I read it.
Banana Goggles 8 Apr, 2022 @ 7:49pm 
I never played GoW2 multiplayer much so I wouldn't know.
the-red-dragon  [author] 8 Apr, 2022 @ 7:30pm 
That was a bug all the way back in Gears of War 2 with Guardian
Banana Goggles 8 Apr, 2022 @ 7:09pm 
I had a lot of fun when there was Swarm drones on the cog and CoG on the Swarm when the game broke awhile ago. It was so funny watching everything go to kaos so fast over one update, sadly they fixed it.
the-red-dragon  [author] 7 Apr, 2022 @ 11:35pm 
During the last operation I was having the most fun out of those bugged horde lobbies.
Banana Goggles 7 Apr, 2022 @ 10:54pm 
Thanks, I like your pfp too. The game is definitely underwhelming and very buggy. Only fun if you're trolling or with a party of people, miss old GoW.